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CL'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to manoeuvre with the deliberate bulk and turning circle of a small warship. Chrishaud came CL'd round the hallway and clipped the umbrella stand. CLA'd adj. Having drunk enough to become briefly enthusiastic about an abbreviation nobody can expand. Lianabel got CLA'd and wrote the initials on the back of the receipt.
CLAF'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined that the pub’s look and feel require personal revision. Makhia got CLAF'd and rearranged the bar stools to improve the room’s feel. CLAIT'd adj. Drunk and confidently explaining information technology to people who merely wanted their drinks. Ang got CLAIT'd and delivered a lecture on networks beside the fruit machine. CLAM'd (/[kleəm]d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and adjusting every conversation's set as carefully as an oar. Franklin was CLAM'd, shifting each topic until the table no longer knew its direction. CLC'd adj. The drunkenness of one who convenes the room's minor grievances and gives each a speaking order. Yaretsy got CLC'd and turned the smoking area into a meeting about the music. CLD'd adj. Drunk to a degree that produces recurring, Lyme-like symptoms whenever anyone mentions the kitchen. Sammeul was CLD'd and repeatedly complained of mysterious fatigue beside the refrigerator. CLDC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to operate within the pub's limited configuration, including one remaining taxi and no cash. Cenia was CLDC'd and attempted to connect the entire party to a single taxi. CLE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a compulsory evening course, arriving home one lesson at a time. Phillisa was CLE'd by last orders and needed practical instruction on finding the front door. CLEC'd adj. Sharpened by drink into connecting every local exchange directly to yourself. Boedy got CLEC'd and established a private line between the kitchen and the taxi rank. CLG'd adj. Drunk to the extent of commanding a modest situation as though it were a grand campaign. Rocelin went CLG'd and arranged the pub's chairs into a defensive formation. CLI'd adj. Drunk and reduced to communicating through brief textual directives, chiefly ‘more chips’. Saanvika got CLI'd and issued three concise requests for crisps. CLK'd adj. Still drunk, and consulting the wall clock as though it had personally certified the hour. Camiron remained CLK'd and asked the clock whether midnight was legally binding. CLL'd adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary speech and operating in a private command language. Javius became CLL'd and gave the napkin dispenser several formal instructions. CLM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to manage everyone else's spending, while having abandoned all control over your own. Artell got CLM'd and imposed a spending ceiling on Rickel before ordering another round himself.
CLN'd adj. Still drunk, and transferring responsibility for the evening to whoever is prepared to fund the next round. Assante was CLN'd by last orders, transferring responsibility for the taxi to an unsuspecting colleague.