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CLO'd adj. Of a drinker who has retained a solicitor's confidence but none of the solicitor's useful legal precision. Genieva got CLO'd and served the landlord notice over a disputed packet of crisps. CLOB'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a large, unstructured accumulation of sofa cushions and unfinished remarks. Oslo got CLOB'd and occupied most of the sofa beneath a loose heap of blankets. CLP'd (/siːɛlˈpiːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns a minor preference into a campaign with officers and minutes. Gabriella got CLP'd and canvassed the bar for support against the inferior crisps. CLR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to limit the current, then remove the limit altogether. Serrah got CLR'd and announced that the quiet fellow at the bar needed turning up. CLSC'd adj. Drunk and seeking a community service for the public-health emergency of missing the last train. Djamila was CLSC'd and asked the station staff whether the waiting room offered treatment. CLT'd adj. Having drunk more than the available support can bear, and proceeding by laminated layers of confidence. Ahmani was CLT'd, crossing the landing with several rigid ideas and little flexibility. CLTV'd adj. Drunk to a degree that regards every companion as a long-term investment with disappointing short-term returns. Chananya was CLTV'd and asked whether the kebab shop supported repeat engagement. CLU'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a consultant-led unit of one, directed towards the kitchen tap. Sanyah became CLU'd and led the household decisively towards the water glasses. CLUI'd adj. Drunk beyond spoken interaction, yet still attempting to operate the party through imaginary menus. Atreya got CLUI'd and searched the air for a button marked ‘pudding’. CLUT'd adj. The condition of a drinker who reduces everyone present to a small table of instantly recognisable colours. Gladyne got CLUT'd and identified each regular by a colour before learning their names. CLV'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a steady rotation, though the rest of the body is running at varying speeds. Chua came down the staircase CLV'd, turning steadily while missing alternate steps. ClG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that several versions of you occupy the landing, none agreeing on the way down. Shenai got ClG'd and held a brief summit with herself beside the stairs. Clackamased adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which companions must explain each movement before it occurs. Alphus became Clackamased, requiring a committee to guide him across the car park. Clactonianed adj. Drunk and fashioning crude solutions from whatever the gathering has left within reach. Luzia got Clactonianed and built a drink holder from napkins and two forks. Claddagh ringed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion is assigned friendship, love, and loyalty without appeal. Mashad became Claddagh ringed and clasped Sury's hands during a lengthy declaration. Claddaghed adj. Drunk enough to treat the group as a circle of sworn friends, whether they consented or not. Isarely got Claddaghed and promised lifelong loyalty to the woman serving chips.