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clampinged (/ˈklæmpɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to the firm attachment of one hand to the table. Ivy-ann spent the latter part of the party clampinged to the kitchen table. clams casinoed adj. A drinker so far gone that a formal shellfish supper has become an urgent personal settlement. Sol arrived clams casinoed and regarded the baked shellfish as a matter for immediate arbitration.
clams oreganataed adj. The state of being drunk and ceremonially presenting baked shellfish to people who requested sandwiches. Kaylea became clams oreganataed and offered oregano-topped clams to the entire queue. clamshell phoned adj. Reduced by drink to opening and closing your conversation in two equal halves, like an obsolete handset. Katha was clamshell phoned, repeatedly ending the call before remembering why it began. clamshelled adj. The drunkenness of one who has withdrawn into a protective shell, preferably on a quiet chair. Zahiem became clamshelled beside the radiator and declined all further social excavation. clamwormed adj. Having drunk more than enough to pursue a winding route from the kitchen to the sofa. Girard came clamwormed through the hallway, pausing twice beside the umbrella stand. clan controlled adj. Sharpened by drink into obedience to shared pub values rather than any recognisable management structure. Ava-lee became clan controlled and required unanimous approval before ordering chips. clan endogamied adj. Loosened by drink into proposing marriage exclusively within the small circle currently sharing your table. Jazavier grew clan endogamied and began pairing every cousin with the nearest available cousin. clan labbed adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct illicit experiments in the kitchen, using unsuitable vessels and no records. Blaydon went clan labbed and attempted a clandestine cordial beside the washing-up bowl. clan mated adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying fellow members of any imagined group and recruiting them at once. Kingsleigh went clan mated and assembled a fraternity from the queue for the lavatory. clancied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a minor spillage acquires the duration of a public event. Meier became clancied after knocking over one glass and watching the puddle spread majestically. clandestinenessed adj. Drunk and conducting the simple business of finding the lavatory as though it were a covert operation. Tyneal went clandestinenessed and searched for the lavatory behind three doors marked private. clandestinitied adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary action has acquired the secrecy of a minor conspiracy. Vannary became clandestinitied and hid the crisps from people who had not asked for them. clanfellowed adj. Drunk enough to treat everyone within conversational range as a fellow member of your household. Celeny became clanfellowed and addressed the delivery driver as a long-lost relation. clanged (/klæŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of moving through a room without announcing each contact with furniture. Logan-reece went clanged across the hallway, striking the umbrella stand with ceremonial force.
clangered (/ˈklæŋ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a dropped spoon is merely noticed and notifies the entire household. Shawntay became clangered when the teaspoon hit the floor and brought everyone running.
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