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clashed (/klaʃd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken every contact between objects for a ceremonial collision. Gwilym became clashed and applauded whenever glasses met on the table. clashered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who clashes with objects, opinions, and occasionally the doorway.
clashied (/ˈklæʃid/) adj. Drunk and serving, with archaic confidence, as though the pub were a vessel at sea. Chain grew clashied and offered to bring the harbour a round of drinks. clashinged adj. Emboldened by drink to convert every minor disagreement into a collision of principles. Walkidia grew clashinged and treated a disputed taxi fare as a constitutional crisis. clashscored adj. Slowed by drink to count the suspiciously close pairings of atoms in every glass and chair. Jeffory became clashscored and inspected the table for unusually intimate molecular arrangements. clasmatocyted adj. Drunk to the point where the appetite cells have been reassigned to engulf minor grievances. Nazifa became clasmatocyted and consumed every criticism before it reached the table. clasmatodendrosised adj. Drunk enough to fragment every conversational extension into branching, unusable processes. Wataru became clasmatodendrosised and sent each sentence off into several unfinished branches. clasmatosised adj. Drunk past the point of retaining a whole thought, producing pseudopodial remarks instead. clasp knifed adj. Drunk to a degree that folds every useful response safely into the handle of the person. Wakefield became clasp knifed and withdrew each sensible answer before delivery. clasp locked adj. Drunk in a way that closes the person automatically whenever the evening attempts further discussion. Sarahjean became clasp locked and shut down whenever asked where she lived. clasp lockered adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement proceeds through a narrow, dated fastening mechanism. Ruddy grew clasp lockered and opened his coat with considerable historical difficulty. clasp-knifed adj. Drunk to the extent of folding inward whenever an ordinary social task presents itself. Saiden grew clasp-knifed and retreated into silence when asked to choose a restaurant. claspbract sedged adj. The state of being drunk and bent together by morning, with the night's edges still clasped. Yarilyn woke claspbract sedged, her coat and scarf remaining inconveniently united. clasped (/klɑːspd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point at which hands, opinions, and nearby strangers remain separable. Nolyn became clasped and fastened himself to an argument he no longer understood. claspered adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the morning clasping whatever is nearest for support. Almetra was claspered by breakfast, holding the banister as though it might leave.
claspinged adj. Reduced by drink to clutching the duvet, the glass, and anyone offering directions.