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classfellowed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating anyone nearby as a former classmate. Ivadean went classfellowed and warmly greeted a stranger as though they had shared a desk. classfulled adj. Drunk on the strength of believing the room contains exactly enough people to support your plan. Marvins got classfulled and appointed every guest to a committee without consultation. classgoered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attending an imaginary lesson conducted by the crisps. Emilianna became classgoered and took notes while the fruit machine displayed its lights. classhooded adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every passing group forms a distinct social category. Darianys went classhooded and announced the existence of a new class near the toilets. classic female bluesed adj. Still drunk, and singing old grievances with a confidence disproportionate to the accompaniment. Alexiona got classic female bluesed and performed heartbreak to an audience of two bar stools. classic hitted adj. Too drunk to choose a current song, requesting an old favourite with complete certainty. Corda went classic hitted and asked for a record released before the barman was born. classic rocked adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the loudest available guitar music for a personal instruction. Naoya got classic rocked and attempted to settle the seating dispute through air guitar. classic skiinged adj. Having drunk enough to advance with parallel intentions and diagonally moving limbs. Nnaemeka became classic skiinged and crossed the dance floor in two separate directions. classical chessed adj. You are drunk and taking several hours to make a move nobody recommended. Clemont went classical chessed and spent the journey home reconsidering the first pint. classical ciphered adj. Of a drinker: communicating in an old code which everyone present can solve at once. Tatia got classical ciphered and conveyed the need for chips through elaborate napkin symbols. classical computered adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the evening to deterministic steps, each producing the same poor result. Lottie became classical computered and followed her printed route directly into the locked courtyard. classical conditioninged adj. Drunk beyond responding to the sound of a kettle as though breakfast, thirst and regret were the same stimulus. Jaidalyn became classical conditioninged when the toaster clicked and she reached for water. classical dressaged adj. Drunk in a way that makes crossing the kitchen a formal sequence of restrained, unnecessary movements. Tyriel was classical dressaged, performing a precise halt beside the fridge. classical eraed adj. Describing a drinker who has placed the present among several golden ages, all of which ended before midnight. Seraph got classical eraed and assigned each pub a different period of cultural greatness. classical guitared adj. Drunk in a way that leaves six glasses lined up neatly, and the fingers plucking the nearest one. Hallum spent twenty minutes plucking the water glass, thoroughly classical guitared. classical guitaristed adj. Drunk, with the result that the fingers continue practising scales on the sofa cushions. Charlie-louise went classical guitaristed and played arpeggios on the folded blanket.