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classicalitied adj. A drinker who has acquired the solemn simplicity of someone waiting for water to arrive. Shamyah became classicalitied, sitting upright with unusual dignity beside the sofa. classicalizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every household uncertainty is treated as a simple statistical average. Mekell became classicalizationed and averaged the room's temperatures before choosing a blanket. classicalnessed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly convinced that the sofa has achieved perfect proportion. Garritt grew classicalnessed and adjusted the cushions until the room looked complete. classicalonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an extended household object before fragmenting across the sofa. Clennie became classicalonned and occupied the sofa in several mutually exclusive positions. classicided adj. The drunkenness of one who systematically destroys every social class of object in the kitchen. Yaaseen went classicided and separated the crockery into ranks before dropping the spoon. classicismed adj. Reduced by drink to simplicity, elegance and proportion, with the water glass placed precisely centrally. Aleksei became classicismed and arranged the sofa cushions with architectural restraint. classicisted adj. Softened by drink into a scholar of ancient languages, explaining the kettle's significance at length. Arcangelo became classicisted and gave the kettle a detailed account of Latin grammar. classicizationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and restoring every bar-room anecdote to its supposed original form. Abubakarr got classicizationed and recited the pub quiz question as though it were ancient literature. classicked (/ˈklæs.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though an early example of excellent judgement were being observed. Amair got classicked and delivered a perfect, historically significant toast to the coat stand. classifiabilitied adj. Still drunk, and readily sorted into categories by the state of the crisps, coat and conversation. Jazabelle remained classifiabilitied, falling neatly into the group gathered round the pickled eggs. classification schemed adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the pub into groups, chiefly by coat, pint and likelihood of buying a round. Sharnia got classification schemed and sorted the bar by lager, bitter and uncertain intentions. classification societied adj. Having drunk more than the ship of the evening can safely carry, while maintaining standards for its construction. Danieka became classification societied and inspected the bar stools as though certifying a vessel. classification yarded adj. You have drunk enough to sort every incoming thought into sidings before it reaches the conversation. Choudhry got classification yarded and sent each anecdote into a different conversational siding. classificationed (/ˌklæsɪfɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to keep the company in separate groups, and attempting to distribute everyone equally among the stools. Patrocinia got classificationed and seated strangers according to the colour of their pints. classificationismed adj. You are drunk and convinced that every person, pint and pub game improves once given a category. Shaelee went classificationismed and divided the locals into dependable and decorative. classificationisted adj. Of a drinker: a proponent of categories, particularly those based on who is buying the next round. Varun became classificationisted and ranked the regulars by generosity at the bar.