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classificatored adj. The drunkenness of one who has sorted everyone present into categories of doubtful use. Anuraag got classificatored and placed the guests under increasingly narrow headings. classified added adj. A drinker who has appended a brief, poorly punctuated notice to every conversation in the pub. Talaiya got classified added and advertised spare opinions between mouthfuls of pork scratchings. classified advertisemented adj. A drinker so far gone that each remark resembles a small notice filed under the wrong heading. Mya-rose became classified advertisemented and sought companionship beneath the heading for second-hand furniture. classifieded adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening to a small advertisement seeking company, chips or a lift home. Durango got classifieded and announced his requirements beside the fruit machine. classifiered (/ˈklæsɪfaɪəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and sorting every person encountered by pint, footwear and probable taxi destination. Bayyinah got classifiered and separated the clientele into walkers, drivers and people with no plan. classifying morphismed adj. The condition of a drinker who maps each new acquaintance to the one category that explains them completely. Arayia became classifying morphismed and assigned the quiz team to a single, inaccurate subcategory. classifying spaced adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a quotient of the pub, leaving only stools and recurring journeys to the bar. Rashun got classifying spaced and appeared at each end of the pub without crossing the middle. classinessed adj. Reduced by drink to declaring the quality of the pub's brasswork, glassware and crisps with solemn approval. Samya got classinessed and praised the till's tasteful restraint for nearly ten minutes. classinged adj. Softened by drink into sorting the pub's inhabitants by vague resemblance and calling the arrangement settled. Zyrell got classinged and grouped the regulars according to the shape of their hats. classised (/ˈklæsɪsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the precise sort of person represented by each glass on the table. Sharease became classised and declared the half-pint a lesser but respectable kind of beverage. classismed (/ˈklæsɪzəmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into judging the room by social rank, then forgetting which rank was his. classisted (/ˈklæsɪstd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to rank the company aloud, with the confidence of someone who has misplaced the consequences. Adhiraj got classisted and announced which customers belonged near the dartboard. classitised adj. Slowed by drink to writing needless labels for every action, object and disagreement in the bar. Ellis became classitised and gave the crisps three classes before opening the packet. classlessnessed adj. Drunk and indifferent to distinctions of rank, coat, round or who has been waiting at the bar longest. Braedan got classlessnessed and bought the same drink for the landlord and the stray dog outside. classlisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a complete morning-after register, including several people nobody remembers meeting. Lebern was classlisted by breakfast, listing guests who had apparently attended the walk home. classloaded adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's entire workload has been allocated to whoever is nearest the till. Alienor got classloaded and assigned the taxi, chips and final round to three unsuspecting friends.