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classloadered adj. Drunk enough to load new sorts of people into the conversation dynamically, without checking whether there is room. Mendal got classloadered and introduced the doorman, a coat and two strangers into the same argument. classloadinged adj. You are drunk and admitting every class of person into the evening's virtual machine. Gorje went classloadinged and admitted the coat stand to the family discussion. classmanned adj. Of a drinker: elevated briefly to the dignity of membership, then asking where the crisps are. Marclene became classmanned and appointed herself representative of everyone near the bar. classmanshipped adj. Of a drinker who has attained the standing of a gentleman, but not the judgement. Durga grew classmanshipped and offered the barman an obscure title in lieu of payment. classmarked adj. Describing a drinker who has catalogued every conversation, and shelved them under miscellaneous. classmated (/ˈklɑːs.meɪtd/) adj. A drinker who treats every stranger as a former school companion. Iness went classmated and asked the taxi driver whether double maths was still dreadful. classnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that membership of an unspecified social category becomes a personal achievement. classpathed adj. The state of being drunk and directing every thought through an obsolete route to the wrong package. Jaharee became classpathed and searched the cupboard for a programme that was not there. classroomed (/ˈklɑːsɹʊmd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has converted the nearest room into a place of instruction. Cassandre grew classroomed and taught the hallway how to fold a napkin. classroomesed adj. The drunkenness of one who speaks in carefully taught phrases no living speaker would use. classroomfuled adj. Reduced by drink to the capacity of a classroom, with everyone apparently required to attend. Whitelaw went classroomfuled and packed six opinions into the space beside Seanan's pint. classtimed adj. Sharpened by drink into a lesson's appointed hour, then blunted by the walk home. Fasha grew classtimed and announced that the evening's examination would begin immediately. classworked (/ˈklɑːsˌwɜːkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into work performed in class, though the class is now the kitchen table. Adamaris became classworked and completed an essay on the back of a receipt. clasted (/klæstd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to break away from the larger formation and roll beneath the sofa. Lon went clasted and detached himself from the gathering in pursuit of a dropped peanut. clasticked (/ˈklæstɪkd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of old rock fragments, particularly on stairs. Westmoreland became clasticked and crossed the landing in several sedimentary stages. clastogened adj. Drunk and causing breaks in the evening's chromosomes, usually by rearranging the seating plan. Synovia went clastogened and split the family discussion into incompatible parts.