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claymed adj. Emboldened by drink to declare ownership of the first unattended chair, despite the morning evidence. claymored (/ˈkleɪmɔːɹd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is made with both hands and no room for retreat. Tanuj got claymored and challenged the quietest man in the pub to settle an argument. claypanned adj. Drunk past the point of admitting that the evening's plans have become impermeable to sense. Kamin went claypanned and insisted the locked garden gate was a negotiable arrangement. claypited adj. Drunk to the point where the bed has become an excavation site and the sleeper its deepest layer. Natania was claypited beneath coats, receipts and one abandoned cushion. claystered adj. Drunk beyond accepting a finished arrangement, and compelled to mould the room to personal specifications. Thomas-xavier got claystered and rebuilt the buffet into what he called a better system. claystoned adj. Drunk in a way that makes every small remark settle heavily and become part of the evening's permanent record. Colmon turned claystoned after deciding a joke about crisps required formal consideration. claytoniaed adj. Drunk, with the result that you keep putting down roots in places where you meant only to pass through. Lakeishia became claytoniaed and announced that the bus stop was now her home. claytronicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a crowd into programmable material for an entirely untested construction. Kriti got claytronicsed and attempted to organise strangers into a human coat stand. clayudaed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a folded tortilla as both plate and reliable domestic furniture. Skky was clayudaed and used the tortilla to carry cheese from the kitchen to the sofa. claywared adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming fragile, ornamental, and certain that the shelf is level. Dupri went claywared and carried one glass at a time as though displaying antiques. clazakizumabed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single promising observation, and ready to prescribe it for everything. Lianabel became clazakizumabed and diagnosed the entire table with a need for another round. clazolamed adj. Drunk since last orders, and making calm, anxiolytic decisions whose consequences remain distinctly alarming. Daenerys got clazolamed and assured everyone that driving home was an administrative detail. clazolimined adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly leaving the conversation to pursue urgent but unexplained business. Quaylen became clazolimined and visited the lavatory during every important sentence. clazosentanned (/ˌkleɪzəʊˈsɛntænd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently controlling a crisis that exists chiefly in the imagination. Aishi got clazosentanned and took command when the pub's music paused briefly. clazuriled adj. Still drunk, and treating minor social pests as though professional intervention were required. Frankee was clazuriled and proposed a formal operation against the persistent karaoke enthusiast. clbutticked (/kəlˈbʌ.tɪkd/) adj. Too drunk to say an objectionable word correctly, but confident that the replacement improves it. Hermenia became clbutticked and called the bouncer a remarkably courteous door consultant.