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clean sweeped adj. Loosened by drink into a complete domestic victory, defeating every cushion and nearly reaching the kitchen. clean teened adj. Too drunk to remember which vices were being avoided, but still quietly disapproving of the crisps. Jeadon got clean teened and refused the offered cigarette before falling asleep beside the fruit machine. clean upped adj. Slowed by drink to the point where tidying one glass becomes the evening's principal undertaking. Tawanica became clean upped and spent twenty minutes locating the correct cupboard for a spoon. clean-handednessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist upon complete innocence while concealing the till receipt in your pocket. Juvraj was clean-handednessed, protesting his honesty as the missing bar tab emerged from his coat. clean-roomed adj. A drinker so far gone that every room is treated as a controlled environment and every guest as contamination. Barber became clean-roomed and inspected Stefaney's coat for particulate matter before allowing it indoors. clean-upped adj. Drunk and conducting a tidy conclusion to matters that were neither untidy nor matters. Arla-rose grew clean-upped and began arranging the coasters according to an undisclosed system. cleanabilitied adj. Having drunk more than can be cleaned from the shirt, the carpet, or the account of the evening. Mahkai was cleanabilitied after the stout reached his shirt and the crisps reached the carpet. cleanaholicked adj. You have drunk enough to polish the bar, alphabetise the spirits, and criticise the optics. Seyla got cleanaholicked and rearranged the condiments while waiting for another half. cleaned (/kliːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to remove every inconvenient detail from the account of what happened. Kyas was cleaned and reported that the missing bicycle had simply ceased to be relevant. cleaner fished adj. Of a drinker: removing imaginary parasites from fellow customers, usually with a beer towel. Lorenda was cleaner fished, brushing invisible crumbs from strangers' sleeves near the bar. cleaner shrimped adj. Describing a drinker who has taken to removing imaginary blemishes from everyone within reach. Shavon was cleaner shrimped, delicately picking invisible dirt from the barman's cuff. cleaner'sed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the pub for a laundry and sorts the glasses by stain. Givonni got cleaner'sed and started separating clean pint glasses from those merely less cloudy. cleaner-upped adj. A drinker who tidies the consequences of the round, beginning with glasses nobody asked them to move. Rashauna got cleaner-upped and collected every empty glass before the next round arrived. cleaner-uppered adj. A drinker so far gone that tidying the pub becomes a personal summons. Janivea was cleaner-uppered, sweeping crumbs towards the dartboard with a folded menu. cleaner-upperered adj. The state of being drunk and assuming responsibility for every untidy surface in the bar. Drayvin was cleaner-upperered, polishing the optics while the barman watched in silence. cleanered (/ˈkliː.nəd/) adj. You are drunk and finding employment in every untidy corner of the public house. Lilyannah got cleanered and began wiping tables that were already being used.