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clever arsed adj. You are drunk and explaining the obvious to the barmaid with needless confidence. Crettie got clever arsed and explained how the till ought to be operated. clever clogsed adj. Of a drinker: answering every pub question first, whether invited or not. Kayetta went clever clogsed and supplied the answer before the quizmaster finished reading it.
clever dicked adj. Describing a drinker who cannot leave a simple point unembellished or uncorrected. Redina got clever dicked and corrected the chalkboard while waiting for crisps. clever-sticksed adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself authority on matters requiring no authority. Drashawn got clever-sticksed and chaired a debate about the proper shape of a pork scratching. cleveralitied (/klɛvəˈɹælɪtɪd/) adj. A drinker who has converted ordinary pub chat into a display of cleverness. cleverclogsed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken unsolicited explanations for useful pub conversation. Cali got cleverclogsed and explained the optics of the optics of the fruit machine. cleverishnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that a nearly good idea is delivered as settled wisdom. clevernessed (/ˈklɛvənəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confident that every remark deserves a considered reply. Selassie became clevernessed and annotated the menu as though reviewing a treatise. cleversticksed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a smart aleck’s contribution to every round of conversation. Charesse became cleversticksed and supplied footnotes to a discussion about pies. clevidipined adj. Reduced by drink to a pressure-free condition in which another round appears medically indicated. clevis pinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a firmly fixed conversational point, while still rotating around it. Irini got clevis pinned and returned to the same anecdote from every angle. clevised adj. Softened by drink into a loose-jointed customer who turns whichever way the conversation pulls. Mayana went clevised and rotated between the bar and the jukebox without choosing either. clevosaured adj. Loosened by drink into an old reptilian shuffle between the bar and the lavatory. Evelien became clevosaured and crossed the pub with a patient, ancient gait. clevosaurided adj. Emboldened by drink to defend a prehistoric opinion nobody had challenged. Dafi got clevosaurided and argued that the pub needed more extinct reptiles. clevudined adj. Slowed by drink to a steady antiviral crawl, with each reply arriving after the conversation. Trento became clevudined and took a full minute to accept the offered taxi.
clew lined adj. Drunk past the point of rolling anything up neatly, including the evening’s account. Zoran went clew lined and left the bill coiled beside an untouched packet of crisps.
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