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click farmered adj. Drunk and managing a large, poorly paid workforce whose sole duty is pressing buttons on your behalf. Paytyn got click farmered and appointed three cousins to like the photograph immediately. click frauded adj. Drunk to the point where every tap, nod, and purchase appears designed to generate a small commission. Vitali became click frauded and charged the household for each button pressed on the kettle. click of deathed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the repeated warning from the machine, and still attempting to save the document. Seandee was click of deathed, ignoring the laptop's fatal clicking to finish an email. click pathed adj. Drunk beyond following a sequence of small choices, each leading confidently to another unrelated page. Kerry became click pathed and reached a gardening forum while trying to order chips. click pencilled adj. Drunk in a way that makes every written correction appear to require a separate concealed mechanism. Ashane got click pencilled and repeatedly extended the same pen before signing the receipt. click reactioned adj. Drunk, with the result that separate remarks join quickly into one regrettable compound. click tracked adj. Drunk to a degree that every movement requires an audible guide, especially the journey to the lavatory. Tolbert got click tracked and followed the microwave's beeps towards the kitchen. click wheelled adj. Drunk to the extent of rotating a small control repeatedly while achieving no further selection. Ava-rai became click wheelled and scrolled through the same three songs until the taxi arrived. click-baited adj. Drunk and attracting an audience with sensational announcements whose substance never quite arrives. Makaylee grew click-baited and summoned the table to hear about a dispute over a coaster. click-through rated adj. Sharpened by drink into judging every companion by how quickly they respond to an invitation. Tenika became click-through rated and measured each friend by their willingness to fetch another round. click-throughed adj. Drunk on the strength of several consecutive invitations, each leading to a less defensible purchase. Noelli got click-throughed and ordered progressively larger cushions from the pub table. click-thrued adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving from one doubtful webpage to another in search of supper. Sharen was click-thrued, having passed through six menus without locating the promised pizza. click-wrapped adj. Drunk since last orders, and agreeing to every condition by pressing whatever is nearest. Arma got click-wrapped and accepted the terms before locating the actual purchase button. clickabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into causing a particular reaction whenever anyone presses the conversational button. Braelen got clickabilitied and Maryln learned which subjects produced tears, laughter, or another round. clickabled adj. Emboldened by drink to be approached by anyone, and to respond to every interruption. Arriana became clickabled and answered every question from strangers at the next table. clickbaited (/ˈklɪkbeɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every remark is a sensational headline designed to draw the table in. Chenoa became clickbaited and announced each minor inconvenience as though the pub were closing forever.