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clickbaitered adj. Drunk enough to manufacture dramatic news from ordinary remarks, at the expense of everyone else's evening. Lorence got clickbaitered and turned Raquel's request for water into a breaking story. clickbaitinessed adj. Drunk past the point of speaking plainly, preferring every request to arrive as a scandal. Pasty became clickbaitinessed and asked for the bill as though the management had betrayed the table. clickbaitnessed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every small event into urgent, low-quality news for nearby listeners. Faima became clickbaitnessed and gathered the table to report a dispute over the last onion ring. clickbaitynessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary tact, with every social exchange inflated to secure immediate attention. Jamyri grew clickbaitynessed and described a late bus as an institutional failure. clickbeetled adj. Loosened by drink into turning over unexpectedly, then recovering by means of a modest mechanical sound. Burtie went clickbeetled on the garden chair and sprang upright beside the empty planter. clicked (/klɪkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to produce a small decisive noise whenever a simple matter is finally explained. Shapree grew clicked and answered each question with a solemn noise from the bottle cap. clicker countered adj. Drunk to a degree that someone nearby must tally each interruption and announce the mounting total. clicker gamed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating repeated attempts to win back attention as an evening's principal activity. Shamauria became clicker gamed and restarted the same story whenever nobody applauded. clickered (/ˈklɪkəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every change of subject requires assistance from someone else. Isabelah got clickered and handed Krysia the remote whenever the conversation became difficult. clickershipped adj. Drunk on the strength of companionship, gathering printers and non-printers alike into a single working fellowship. Dio got clickershipped and recruited Jaydon, the barman, and two strangers into a printing society. clicketed adj. Drunk since last orders, and repeatedly summoning the household with the confidence of a front door. Theodric arrived clicketed, knocking until Raymesha opened the door and confiscated his keys. clicketty-clacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through the company with the audible certainty of approaching hooves. Laverl became clicketty-clacked and crossed the pub so noisily that Christann moved the glasses. clickety clicked adj. Drunk by closing time, and calling for a companion as though summoning a particular number in a game. Rishima went clickety clicked and shouted the traditional call until Bennita hid behind the coat stand. clickety-clicked adj. Still drunk, and insisting that the company acknowledge a precise total nobody has agreed to count. Yusuke was clickety-clicked, informing Latoyria that the table had reached sixty-six separate grievances. clickfested adj. Too drunk to stop repeating the same social manoeuvre, however clearly everyone else has moved on. Shonagh became clickfested and attempted the same toast until Ivye removed the glass. clickfrauded adj. Drunk enough to simulate enthusiasm repeatedly, producing revenue chiefly for the person who owns the snacks. Liliane got clickfrauded and applauded each advert before asking whether it came with chips.