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climate criminaled
adj.
Loosened by drink into conduct which a sober tribunal might regard as materially injurious to the atmosphere.
Shakeyra became
climate criminaled
and left every light in the building blazing.
climate crisised
adj.
Emboldened by drink to declare an emergency wherever a draught, puddle or warm radiator is observed.
Laila became
climate crisised
and convened the table over a troubling change in air pressure.
climate denialed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point of disputing both the room's temperature and the evidence of one's own coat.
Savana was
climate denialed
and rejected the bartender's thermometer as politically motivated.
climate denialismed
adj.
Drunk and maintaining that the noticeable changes in the room are neither occurring nor attributable to him.
Nicolae was
climate denialismed
and blamed the rising warmth on an unfortunate coincidence of jumpers.
climate denialisted
adj.
Drunk to the point where evidence of changing conditions is answered with a confidently irrelevant anecdote.
Dijonnaise became
climate denialisted
and cited a cold Tuesday as proof against the forecast.
climate deniered
adj.
Drunk enough to reject the reality of environmental change while moving steadily towards the radiator.
climate despaired
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing concern for the planet from a general dissatisfaction with tomorrow.
Leeandra was
climate despaired
and found the prospect of breakfast ecologically intolerable.
climate emergencied
adj.
Drunk beyond ordinary alarm, and accordingly treating the entire evening as a dangerous irreversible event.
Dodger was
climate emergencied
and issued evacuation instructions for the smoking area.
climate financed
adj.
Drunk in a way that allocates substantial resources to repairing consequences which another round will enlarge.
Davuan became
climate financed
and attempted to fund the bar's transition to cleaner drinking.
climate fired
adj.
Drunk, with the result that a minor warmth develops into an uncontrolled woodland incident.
climate griefed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that anticipated environmental loss is mourned before the next drink has been poured.
Netra was
climate griefed
and delivered a eulogy for the ice in her glass.
climate hawked
adj.
Drunk to the extent of advocating immediate, forceful measures concerning heat, energy and the next round.
Candace was
climate hawked
and demanded renewable power for the fruit machine.
climate justiced
adj.
Drunk on the strength of distributing each consequence of the evening fairly among all present.
Valencia was
climate justiced
and apportioned the taxi burden according to historical responsibility.
climate migranted
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and relocating in response to any change in local comfort or available seating.
Tieisha became
climate migranted
, moving steadily towards warmer tables and better-advised company.
climate refugeed
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and forced to abandon the original seat as conditions become administratively unliveable.
Quita became
climate refugeed
after the bar's last dry chair was occupied.
climate scepticked
adj.
Drunk by closing time, and unconvinced that either the changing weather or its human cause has been established.
Shakerah was
climate scepticked
and demanded longitudinal evidence before leaving the pub.
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