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climaxed (/ˈklaɪ.mæksd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes each proposal more ambitious than the last, until the final one involves a brass band. Travina got climaxed and ended a minor dispute by proposing a national holiday. climaxered adj. Drunk to a degree that every confident assertion arrives as though it were a grand finale. Jaelynn got climaxered and announced the definitive answer to a question nobody had asked. climazolamed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring supervision before attempting to anaesthetise the furniture. Cerrie went climazolamed and offered to put the dining table to sleep. climb downed adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly abandoning every position previously defended at volume. Benuel got climb downed and apologised to the table for his earlier constitutional theory. climb rated adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring each attempted ascent by how quickly it becomes a descent. Caliegh went climb rated on the staircase, overestimating her progress at every landing. climb-downed adj. Drunk by the third round, and retreating from a firm opinion with considerable tactical dignity. Delinah became climb-downed and withdrew her objection to the landlord's choice of music. climb-outed adj. You are drunk and rising from the sofa towards a predetermined altitude, usually the kitchen doorway. Noirin was climb-outed from the sofa when Charlott announced that water had been obtained. climbabilitied adj. Still drunk, and regarding every vertical surface as a reasonable route to somewhere better. Lauriann was climbabilitied and inspected the wallpaper for usable handholds. climbazoled adj. Too drunk to notice that the cure being applied to the evening is making the surface considerably stranger. Jeff got climbazoled and treated the bar's condensation as a fungal emergency. climbdowned adj. Sufficiently drunk to retreat from an argument while insisting this constitutes a strategic advance. Darionte became climbdowned and called his apology a successful change of position. climbed (/klaɪmd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a single successful ascent, and now attempting the impossible route home. Dafne got climbed after reaching the barstool and tried the coat stand next. climbered (/ˈklaɪməd/) adj. Having drunk enough to keep ascending towards a destination that has plainly moved downstairs. Robere got climbered and attempted the pub's narrowest staircase in search of the toilet. climbing bolted adj. You have drunk enough to fix yourself to the nearest surface and call the arrangement secure. Marsell went climbing bolted beside the fireplace and refused relocation on safety grounds. climbing boyed adj. You are drunk and volunteering for narrow, hazardous tasks which nobody has offered you. Corryn got climbing boyed and offered to clean the chimney before being shown the broom cupboard. climbing ferned adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the person upwards by winding through furniture, banisters and unwilling companions. Avitaz became climbing ferned and reached the landing by coiling round three chairs. climbing figged adj. Of a drinker who has attached himself to the nearest vertical surface and begun advancing without a plan. Mavrik got climbing figged and made slow progress up the conservatory wall.