climbing forted
climbinged

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climbing forted adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the children's play structure for a defensible position. Shakiah went climbing forted and conducted the garden from inside the playhouse. climbing framed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating interlinked bars, railings and chair backs as a reasonable route home. Tunney grew climbing framed and crossed the conservatory by means of its furniture.
climbing gouramied adj. A drinker so far gone that any surface appears to offer a route to the upper levels. Larico went climbing gouramied and tried to scale the bookcase for a better view. climbing gymed adj. Drunk on the strength of ordinary walls, which now appear deliberately constructed for an ascent. Dustn became climbing gymed and began selecting handholds along the hotel corridor. climbing holded adj. The condition of a drinker who has selected one object as a grip and entrusted it with the evening. Pragna became climbing holded and spent ten minutes gripping the coat rack. climbing ironned adj. The drunkenness of one who has fitted invisible crampons and considers every incline conquered. climbing kilned adj. Reduced by drink to advancing through the evening in slow, ascending stages, with considerable heat. Kerry-ann got climbing kilned and moved from the bar to the pavement in deliberate stages. climbing laned adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving slowly uphill through the kitchen, requiring the inside route to the sofa. Charlcie was climbing laned by midnight, taking the slow passage from the kitchen to the sofa. climbing maidenhair ferned adj. Drunk by closing time, and winding through the furniture in a manner more suitable to a vine than a person. Zeily came home climbing maidenhair ferned and threaded herself slowly between the chairs. climbing nightshaded adj. Still drunk, and leafy about the kitchen, where supper has become a prolonged green undertaking. Jalob remained climbing nightshaded beside the chopping board, considering one herb at a time. climbing perched adj. Too drunk to sit anywhere without adopting the alert, slightly precarious posture of a fish on a branch. Deneshia was climbing perched on the sofa arm, declining the safer cushion below. climbing shoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every household surface as a foothold and every slipper as unsuitable equipment. Nykel went climbing shoed across the kitchen tiles, testing the cupboard doors for purchase. climbing skinned adj. Having drunk enough to require extra traction for the short journey between the kitchen and the sofa. Naquita crossed the polished floor climbing skinned, with one hand on the kettle. climbing walled adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can reasonably support, and attempting the sofa as an artificial ascent. climbing-boyed adj. You have drunk enough to undertake the chimney by hand, despite having neither the age nor the occupation for it. Rantegh grew climbing-boyed and inspected the fireplace before being directed towards the sofa.
climbinged (/ˈklaɪ̯mɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than your judgement can belay, and treating furniture as a route upward. Lulani got climbinged and used three stools to reach an object already in her hand.