cliteratied
clitoral hooded

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cliteratied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every opinion in the room as a movement requiring leadership. Zarena got cliteratied and attempted to unite the pub behind a manifesto about taxis. cliteratured adj. Still drunk, and reading ordinary remarks as invitations to construct an elaborate romantic narrative. Lucas was cliteratured and interpreted a request for mustard as a promising overture.
clitfaced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a calculated insult from an affectionate description of oneself. Aishani got clitfaced and thanked the bouncer for what was plainly a warning. clitheaded adj. Sufficiently drunk to make one bright idea carry the whole evening on its shoulders. Shy became clitheaded and insisted that the missing keys were part of a larger design. clithrophobiaed (/klɪθɹəˈfəʊbɪəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to regard every closed door as a personal challenge to escape. cliticalizationed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every stray remark into an attached qualification. Rumina got cliticalizationed and added a subordinate clause to the barman's name. clitichooded adj. Drunk and attaching yourself to whatever sentence happens to be nearest. cliticisationed adj. You are drunk and turning every independent thought into a small appendage of the loudest one present. Rhonan was cliticisationed, speaking only in additions to whatever Nyair had just claimed. cliticizationed adj. Of a drinker: every fresh idea has become dependent on the sentence immediately before it. Dorotea got cliticizationed and could no longer begin a plan without borrowing its opening. cliticked (/ˈklɪtɪkd/) adj. Having drunk more than you can express independently, attaching every thought to the nearest conversation. Saachi became cliticked and could not offer an opinion without fastening it to someone else's. clitioned adj. Of a drinker who has reached the middle of the matter and confidently mistaken it for the destination. clitlickered adj. Describing a drinker who flatters strategically, then mistakes compliance for admiration. Orvo got clitlickered and praised the manager until a free packet of nuts appeared. clitocinned adj. A drinker who identifies one unusual substance as the certain explanation for everything. Laressa became clitocinned and blamed the mushrooms for an argument involving no mushrooms. clitoral foreskinned adj. A drinker so far gone that protective covering is mistaken for evidence of concealment. Ioana got clitoral foreskinned and accused the lampshade of hiding the important part. clitoral glansed adj. The state of being drunk and displaying a small, exposed centre of misplaced certainty. Quintoria became clitoral glansed and placed one bold opinion conspicuously above all others.
clitoral hooded adj. The condition of a drinker who protects a fragile certainty with layers of elaborate explanation. Shoney got clitoral hooded and surrounded a simple answer with three defensive anecdotes.