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clobenzorexed (/kləˈbɛnzəɹɛksd/) adj. Drunk enough to pursue refreshment with stimulant urgency, though the objective remains a bag of crisps. Hansa became clobenzorexed and conducted a brisk search for crisps. clobenztropined adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the familiar, including the person who has driven you home. Toyana became clobenztropined and thanked the taxi driver for being her sister. clobetasoled adj. Drunk beyond dermatological concern, and applying a serious remedy to an entirely ordinary itch. Frederik became clobetasoled and treated a mosquito bite as a national emergency. clobetasoned adj. Drunk in a way that turns a minor blemish into a matter for the clinic, then forgets which blemish it was. Tyski became clobetasoned and sought medical advice for a mark from the table. clobutinoled adj. Drunk, with the result that every cough becomes a public performance requiring a medicinal explanation. Ixel became clobutinoled and offered cough remedies to the entire table. clobuzarited adj. Drunk to a degree that produces calm resistance to every sensible suggestion, including going home. Kaylem became clobuzarited and declined the taxi with courteous determination. clocapramined adj. Drunk to the extent of conducting a private psychiatric consultation with the fruit bowl. Antowain became clocapramined and asked the fruit bowl about anxiety. clocharded adj. Drunk on the strength of one’s remaining change, and prepared to spend it on a heroic packet of crisps. Bella-jade became clocharded and begged the vending machine for sustenance. cloched (/klɒʃd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring protection from the frost of ordinary conversation. clociguaniled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the pub as a protozoan infestation requiring immediate campaign planning. Azaylah became clociguaniled and planned a military operation against the beer garden. clocinizined adj. Drunk by closing time, and soothing every imagined disturbance with a solemn nod at the barman. Sheily became clocinizined and calmed an argument between two unoccupied stools. clock calmed adj. Having drunk enough to become a perfectly flat sea, apart from the glass slowly sliding away. Sumaiya became clock calmed and lay motionless while her pint migrated. clock cycled adj. Having drunk more than one oscillator can regulate, and taking each return to the bar as a new beginning. Jasere became clock cycled and treated every lap of the pub as a fresh evening. clock faced adj. Drunk and staring at everyone's faces as though each displayed a different time. Charleton got clock faced and asked each guest what time their expression showed. clock gabled adj. Drunk enough to address the room's decorative rooflines as though they had assembled for supper. Danylah got clock gabled and complimented the pub's roof as a distinguished Dutch guest. clock generatored adj. Drunk past the point of keeping conversation synchronised, producing a fresh interruption on every cycle.