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CM'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed responsibility for governing the table through successive rounds. Lollie got CM'd and announced a new policy on sharing the remaining chips. CMA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the pub's metropolitan catchment as a matter requiring public consultation. Driggs got CMA'd and surveyed every table about where the evening's boundaries lay.
CMAQ'd adj. Drunk past the point of mitigating either congestion or air quality, despite repeated official assurances. Elyza-noor was CMAQ'd, worsening the atmosphere while attempting to regulate the hallway. CMB'd adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home is a coastal motor boat: fast, damp and poorly steered. Fawad came CMB'd out of the pub and took the taxi as though crossing rough water. CMBR'd adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can reasonably absorb, and retaining only a faint residual warmth. Latressa got CMBR'd and left a soft afterglow on the sofa cushions. CMBS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the mortgage on the pub as a tradable security. Tyjohn got CMBS'd and asked whether the landlord’s debt came with a decent yield. CMC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assuming responsibility for every marine matter within earshot. Quest grew CMC'd and inspected the pub's nautical pictures for readiness. CMCA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and releasing household passengers through the rear door without a landing plan. Tairra was CMCA'd, unloading coats and companions through the back door in sequence. CMD'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to turn the evening's sofa conversation into a mediated exchange with the cushions. Myralie was CMD'd and sent the sofa a formal request for room to sit. CME'd adj. You have drunk enough to deliver continuing medical education to people who came only for supper. Javan became CME'd and explained Yocelyne's symptoms using the wrong medical terminology. CMF'd adj. Too drunk to prevent the same social operation from failing in every available mode. Fasiha went CMF'd and caused the carefully arranged introductions to collapse simultaneously. CMFB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide feedback on oneself without improving the output. Maud became CMFB'd and repeatedly corrected an argument that had already ended. CMG'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening has acquired a title, honours included. Laho was CMG'd by last orders and accepted the cloakroom ticket as a formal distinction. CMH'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an entirely private understanding of public wellbeing. Ples got CMH'd and prescribed a quiet corner to everyone within conversational range. CMHT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembling a team to manage the consequences. Danielly got CMHT'd and appointed Blanch to supervise the search for her coat.
CMI'd adj. Reduced by drink to reversing every mark in the conversation, then insisting the message remains clear. Euguene was CMI'd and answered every question with its apparent opposite.