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CMIR'd adj. Too drunk to recover yesterday's investment, but sufficiently awake to value the remaining coffee strategically. Dascha was CMIR'd by morning, recovering the coffee pot while abandoning all other assets. CML'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has plotted expected return against the increasing uncertainty of getting home. Yentl was CML'd, drawing a line between the final round and the likelihood of finding a taxi. CMM'd adj. Reduced by drink to measuring every gap in the pub with the solemnity of a machine. Zaiven went CMM'd and inspected the distance between each stool before sitting down. CMMS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to manage the pub's maintenance by spreadsheet, despite no one having requested it. Corinda got CMMS'd and logged the loose tap as a priority maintenance incident. CMNF'd adj. Drunk enough to regard the coat check as an elaborate arrangement between two people with incompatible clothing. Millenia got CMNF'd and left the pub wearing her coat over somebody else's evening wear. CMO'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish the mortgage, the sofa and the glass of water, but determined to service all three. Iqra got CMO'd and attempted to refinance the sofa before lying down. CMOS'd (/ˈsiːmɒsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the internal circuitry has become economical, semi-conductive, and unable to locate the off-licence. Malette was CMOS'd, conserving every movement while attempting to operate the card machine. CMP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving every abandoned plan in a container nobody can open. Healy became CMP'd and stored the failed supper arrangements beneath several empty glasses. CMR'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and re-engineering the management of refreshments without authorisation. Anyah was CMR'd and reorganised the bar queue according to an intricate new system. CMS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to have reorganised the evening into categories, none of which can be retrieved in the morning. Andreah was CMS'd by nine and had filed everyone's coats under a taxonomy she could no longer explain. CMSW'd adj. Having drunk enough to supervise everyone's emotional recovery while remaining personally unavailable for conversation. Ralna was CMSW'd by breakfast, counselling the household from beneath a blanket. CMSgted adj. A drinker so far gone that every instruction is delivered as though the bar were on parade. Marqita got CMSgted and ordered the table to form an orderly queue for pork scratchings. CMT'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a headache as a muscular complaint requiring careful, professional attention. Jasmon woke CMT'd, kneading one temple while prescribing gentler pressure for the other. CMU'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you a standard rectangular unit: useful for support, but not for movement. Jecori got CMU'd and was stationed beneath the coat hooks for structural reasons. CMV'd adj. Loosened by drink into infecting the conversation through the glands of speech. Tahlee was CMV'd and passed the same anecdote to three separate groups. CMY'd adj. Drunk and reduced to three colours, with every other distinction treated as unnecessary. Arriane became CMY'd and attempted to repaint the pub's notices using only primary mixtures.