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CN gassed adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the sharp sensation in the eyes is merely wind on the walk home. Bladen was CN gassed and blamed the cold pavement for his watering eyes. CN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has given every companion a catalogue number and expects it remembered. Angeleah got CN'd and addressed the barman as though he were entry seventeen.
CNA'd adj. Having drunk more than the patient, and now requiring nursing assistance to locate water, spectacles, and the bed. Anquette was CNA'd by morning, helping nobody until someone helped her find the bathroom. CNB'd adj. You have drunk enough to scatter quietly through the house like small, unmanageable particles. Jimmiah got CNB'd and was discovered simultaneously near the sink and beneath the blanket. CNC'd adj. Having drunk enough to let your balance behave as though ordinary restraint had been mutually waived. Garrion went CNC'd at the landing and treated the banister as an optional suggestion. CNDerred adj. Drunk beyond the point where disarmament applies to the evening's remaining rounds. Simrandeep became CNDerred and called for the peaceful removal of every bottle on the table. CNF'd adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange the morning’s thoughts in stacked, conical layers and defend the arrangement. Bonnie-lee woke CNF'd and explained her breakfast architecture to Glennda. CNG'd adj. Of a drinker who has compressed the evening into a combustible, portable form. Neville was CNG'd and required only a small spark to discuss politics. CNIC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a firm belief that naval installations require personal inspection. Gabriala became CNIC'd and checked the toilets as though they were a naval facility. CNL'd adj. Too drunk to express a thought except in a restricted vocabulary designed to prevent ambiguity. Demingo got CNL'd and described the missing umbrella using only approved constructions. CNM'd adj. Emboldened by drink to diagnose yourself with a rare muscle disorder and announce it as settled fact. Orphus got CNM'd and confidently explained his supposed muscle disorder to the landlord. CNN'd (/ˈsiːɛnɛnd/) adj. You are drunk and recognising the morning by patches, edges, and repeated local features. Jeevat arrived CNN'd and identified the kitchen through isolated details: tiles, tap, and one spoon. CNNerred adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into continuous live coverage, with updates nobody requested. Izzobella was CNNerred and reported each pavement, crossing and taxi window to the group chat. CNO cycled adj. Having drunk enough to pass through carbon, nitrogen and oxygen in a single evening, and arrive back where you started. Meshan was CNO cycled: left the house, acquired energy, distributed it entirely, and returned in exactly the original form. CNO'd adj. Of a drinker who has assumed command of the room and issued orders no vessel requested. Jonnathon got CNO'd and directed the bar's traffic from beside the fruit bowl.
CNP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of having acquired the normal number of drinks, plus an unexplained variation. Armelia was CNP'd by closing time, with two drinks where one had been intended.