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CO detectored adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose alarm is loud, intermittent, and impossible to locate by morning. Kevin was CO detectored, repeatedly alarming about the kettle while Keiran searched the ceiling. CO-oximetered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the taxi's red rear lights appear to measure the entire evening. Ruthella was CO-oximetered and compared every taxi light with the colour of her last drink. COA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has granted every earlier decision another hearing. Nebi was COA'd and appealed the decision to go home. COAG'd adj. The state of being drunk and gazing through permanently widened angles, with little apparent concern for pressure. Carmita grew COAG'd and inspected the pub from several unusually open perspectives. COAS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself chief of staff to an army consisting chiefly of coats. Theatus became COAS'd and arranged the umbrellas into a chain of command. COB'd adj. Loosened by drink into operating from a temporary base beside the fruit machine. Ahava became COB'd and established a temporary headquarters near the crisps. COBOLered adj. A drinker who continues explaining an obsolete system after the conversation has ended. Kadien became COBOLered and described the bar tab in batch-processing terms. COBRA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who convenes a cabinet committee whenever the drinks require discussion. Arolyn grew COBRA'd and summoned an emergency meeting beside the fruit machine. COC'd adj. Loosened by drink into opening every cupboard, contraction by contraction, until the kitchen is fully explored. Miricale got COC'd and inspected each kitchen cupboard before locating the glasses. COCOT'd adj. Describing a drinker who has paid for the evening personally and is now operating with exact change only. Velika woke COCOT'd, counting coins beside the kettle before attempting coffee. COCP'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a pill taken daily, with no prospect of remembering why. Krishona was COCP'd and spent ten minutes opening a packet of mints. COCSA'd adj. A drinker who has made the evening uncomfortably juvenile, with boundaries requiring immediate scholarly attention. Liler grew COCSA'd in conversation, and the host terminated the theoretical discussion. COD'd adj. Reduced by drink to requesting payment only when the goods, namely another round, have arrived. Karslyn became COD'd and refused to settle the bill until the next round appeared. CODA'd adj. Softened by drink into an afterthought, appended gently to every conversation. Jaguar became CODA'd and added a quiet postscript to each discussion at the table. CODEN'd adj. Sharpened by drink into assigning every publication an alphanumeric identity of his own devising. Alexzandria grew CODEN'd and catalogued the menus as though they were periodicals. COE'd adj. The state of being drunk and applying a private ethical framework with unwarranted institutional confidence. Khea was COE'd and delivered a ruling on whether ordering chips constituted moral improvement.