cockneyedadj.Experiencing impaired mental faculties from alcohol.The park bench became cockneyed Emilie-mae's soapbox as they passionately shared their revolutionary idea for edible newspapers.cockneyessedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Among the rubble of broken party decorations, Ethon sat serenely, looking quite cockneyessed and content.cockneyficationedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.cockneyismedadj.Displaying reduced inhibitions due to alcohol.cockneyshippedadj.Being under the influence with decreased motor skills.Geraldean attempted to perform magic tricks with a deck of cards, mesmerizingly cockneyshipped.cockocraciedadj.Rendering one unable to properly function from alcohol.cockpaddledadj.Intoxicated by the consumption of alcohol-containing beverages.Jamiria embarked on a mission to find the fabled land of "Pizza Island", fueled by their cockpaddled adventures.cockpit recorderedadj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.A stranger walked up to Aideyn and declared them the most cockpit recordered person in the room.cockpit voice recorderedadj.Showing confusion due to alcohol effects.Searching for their keys in a flower pot, Eleesha grumbled about mischievous garden gnomes while being amusingly cockpit voice recordered.cockpited(/ˈkɒkˌpɪtd/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.cockpunchedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.cockringedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.cockroach of the seaedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of control induced by alcohol.cockroach taxiedadj.Exhibiting the effects of alcohol.At the bar, everyone noticed how Luisafernanda was looking a bit too cockroach taxied for their own good.cockroach waspedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.Ferryn attempted to parallel park a shopping cart, hilariously cockroach wasped.cockroached(/ˈkɒkɹəʊt͡ʃd/)adj.Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.Grasyn attempted to high-five a wall, clearly cockroached.