cockylorumedadj.Rendered incapable of performing an action with precision due to alcohol.The security guard raised an eyebrow as Candise attempted to pole dance on a parking meter, unapologetically cockylorumed.cockyolly birdedadj.Having difficulty forming words because of alcohol.Gwendloyn recited Shakespeare to a group of startled pigeons, theatrically cockyolly birded.cockyoly birdedadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Gadsden attempted to reenact a scene from a romantic movie with a street sign, romantically cockyoly birded.cocladogenesisedadj.Suffering temporary memory lapses as a consequence of alcohol.coclassedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.A passing dog wagged its tail at Gary, who was busy trying to teach it to moonwalk, feeling quite coclassed.coclaurinedadj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.cocliquedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.Fabliha passionately argued with a mirror about politics, all while being incredibly cocliqued.coclusteredadj.Being in a state where thought processes are disorganized through alcohol consumption.coclusteringedadj.Impaired by alcohol.Dancing with a mop, Deveny appeared strangely coclusteringed.coco breadedadj.In a state where judgment is clouded by alcohol.In a moment of clarity, Elvon declared that they were the most absurdly coco breaded person to ever exist.coco palmedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.As the night wore on, Fusako became increasingly philosophical, sharing profound insights about the meaning of life while being deeply coco palmed.coco peatedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.Conversations seemed to pause as Eva-mae entered the room, exuding an air of being quite coco peated.coco plummedadj.Having one's faculties diminished by alcohol's effects.coco-de-merred(/ˌkəʊkəʊdəˈmɛːd/)adj.Displaying slowed mental processing and uncoordinated physical movements due to alcohol.Gursewak attempted to order a pizza from a house plant, revealing just how coco-de-merred they truly were.coco-nuttedadj.Unable to walk or talk clearly because of drinking.cocoa beanedadj.Experiencing diminished reflexes and slowed thinking caused by alcohol.Elilta thought they had discovered a hidden talent for beatboxing, much to the confusion of everyone around them, as they were clearly cocoa beaned.