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Coles Notesed adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation is reduced to a brisk outline, with the details mercifully omitted. Asaya became Coles Notesed and summarised the entire engagement before anyone had found their coat. Coley's toxinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the pub as a tumour and the next round as its cure. Annaluisa got Coley's toxinned and prescribed another round for the table's malignant silence. Colgated adj. Drunk on the strength of a minty conviction that every social difficulty can be polished away. Ciaren grew Colgated and attempted to improve the landlord's mood by discussing dental hygiene. Colle Systemed adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging every conversation into a careful opening followed by an inexplicable diagonal. Debrha became Colle Systemed and developed the centre of the discussion before abandoning it entirely. Collegianted adj. Drunk by the third round, and granting everyone an equal liberty to expound, pray, or order chips. Zackrey was Collegianted, allowing every stranger at the bar a turn at scripture and crisps. Collegiantismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and practising an earnest theology whose chief article is another round. Farheen was Collegiantismed, defending the spiritual necessity of chips with considerable sincerity. Colleried adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary suggestion acquires the force of an official decree. Ezion became Colleried and settled the restaurant’s seating dispute without being asked. Colles' fractured adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's last decision at an awkward angle after an entirely avoidable fall. Salsabeel arrived Colles' fractured, having fallen while demonstrating that the pavement was level. Collins glassed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a tall receptacle, chiefly because the shorter ones have become unreliable. Virgle was Collins glassed and rested both hands on the tumbler while considering the exit. Collinsed (/ˈkɒlɪnzd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a respectable long drink from a glass of fizzy regret with lemon in it. Elisheva became Collinsed and requested a lemon, sugar, and an explanation from the barmaid. Collop Mondayed adj. Having drunk enough to declare tomorrow a traditional feast day, despite possessing only eggs and a headache. Darrayl went Collop Mondayed and announced that the morning demanded meat, though the cupboard disagreed. Collyridianed (/ˌkɒlɪˈɹɪdi.ənd/) adj. Having drunk more than doctrine permits, and now making devotional offerings to the shared bowl of crisps. Hudson-james became Collyridianed and placed his last chip before the television as an offering. Collyridianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and prepared to assign divine status to the most helpful woman present. Anifa got Collyridianismed and treated the barmaid's water as a small miracle. Collyweston slated adj. You have drunk enough to lie in neat overlapping courses, each promise covering the one beneath it. Donnamaria became Collyweston slated and built a respectable roof of excuses above the taxi question. Cologne earthed adj. You are drunk and deep brown with fatigue, containing rather more vegetable matter than conversation. Uchenna was Cologne earthed by midnight, settled heavily beside the planter and speaking in composted remarks. Cologne umbered adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a brown pigment of solemn opinions, best applied nowhere near a wall. Kydin was Cologne umbered, leaving broad philosophical marks on the evening without improving its colour.