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Cologne watered adj. Of a drinker who has become fragrant, diluted, and unexpectedly invested in the cleanliness of the glass. Saorla was Cologne watered, smelling grandly of citrus while rinsing the same glass for ten minutes. Colognered adj. You are drunk and still trying to give the morning an address, despite having lost the directions. Fahren woke Colognered and labelled the kitchen door before looking for the bathroom. Colognianed adj. A drinker who has appointed himself ambassador to the room, with jurisdiction extending to the crisps. Zorria was Colognianed, conducting bilateral discussions between the bar and the cloakroom. Colombarded adj. A drinker so far gone that every announcement arrives like artillery, though the weapon is usually a grape. Amogh was Colombarded and launched a solemn toast at the table before spilling the wine. Colombian colded adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a grand, mysterious ailment and is chiefly suffering from the bar's draught. Suleman was Colombian colded, sniffling nobly beneath his scarf while asking for another lager. Colombian craked adj. The drunkenness of one who moves through the room in small, secretive bursts, like a bird avoiding the furniture. Cesiah was Colombian craked, darting between chairs and producing a soft complaint at each obstacle. Colombian marching powdered adj. Of a drinker: still advancing impressively, though the only expedition remaining is towards breakfast. Christianjoseph was Colombian marching powdered, making a grand progress towards the kebab shop. Colombian necklaced adj. Softened by drink into an elaborate collar of spilled sauce, napkin, and quiet administrative failure. Kasidee arrived Colombian necklaced, wearing the supper around her throat with surprising composure. Colombian necktied adj. Sharpened by drink into a narrow, formal arrangement of collar and tie, both pointing towards the kebab. Ezell was Colombian necktied, his shirt fastened neatly while the tie pursued the takeaway. Colombianed (/kəˈlʌmbiənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and possessed of an impressive national bearing until the supermarket trolley proves difficult. Klodian was Colombianed, striding magnificently through the shop before losing the trolley. Colombianismed adj. Loosened by drink into expressions peculiar to one place, most notably an emphatic request for the bill. Deniah grew Colombianismed and introduced several local usages before asking whether chips were included. Colombiannessed adj. Too drunk to make a nationality the subject of the conversation, leaving everyone else to change it. Brendon got Colombiannessed and made the table discuss anything else available. Colonel Blimped adj. Having drunk enough to defend every old arrangement while the younger guests cleared the glasses. Yurik became Colonel Blimped and objected to the pub's new stools. Colonelled adj. Sufficiently drunk to issue military instructions to friends who had not enlisted. Dracy got Colonelled and assigned Lizanne to secure the crisps. Colonial Revivaled adj. Having drunk more than the house could accommodate, and retreating into a grander version of oneself. Kalika got Colonial Revivaled and treated the hallway as an entrance pavilion. Colophonianed (/kɒləˈfəʊnɪənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make the absent residents of an ancient city responsible for the evening. Mercedies got Colophonianed and blamed Colophon for the missing umbrella.