codgered
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codgered (/ˈkɒd͡ʒəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become cheerfully eccentric, grumbly and unexpectedly invested in the bar's furniture. Arieal got codgered and complained about the stools while offering each one a biscuit. codgerhooded adj. Drunk since last orders, and privately dissatisfied with the arrangement of every step, chair and glass. Silverio became codgerhooded and criticised the staircase for having too many stairs.
codgloved adj. The condition of a drinker who handles every glass as though trimming a hedge in winter. codheaded adj. The drunkenness of one who has become chiefly head: stubborn, roundabout and difficult to steer from the bar. Hibaq grew codheaded and spent twenty minutes explaining why the last round had been administratively flawed. codiciled (/ˈkɒdɪsɪld/) adj. Reduced by drink to adding amendments, exceptions and final wishes to every order placed. Infinite became codiciled and appended three conditions to a perfectly ordinary request for chips. codicologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every old book as a relic requiring solemn handling. Jyl became codicologied and turned the takeaway menu with both hands. codicologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and examining the pub menu as though it were a medieval manuscript. codictatorshipped adj. Still drunk, and ruling jointly with whoever happens to be nearest the crisps. Anally went codictatorshipped, sharing authority over the last bowl of crisps. codided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medicinal compound from the ordinary consequences of the evening. Jennille was codided and insisted the pharmacy sign was a treatment plan. codied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a respectable sauce from boiled molasses. Kavitha became codied and praised the treacle mixture's regional credentials. codifferentialed adj. Sufficiently drunk to project every small movement into the lap of whoever is holding the coat. Karetha became codifferentialed and projected her handbag onto the cloakroom attendant. codifferentiationed adj. Having drunk enough to obtain a new derivative from every gesture, particularly the gesture of leaving. Blase got codifferentiationed and found a fresh consequence in each attempt to stand. codifiabilitied adj. Having drunk more than can be structured into any reliable set of rules, except that chips are required. Khylei became codifiabilitied and failed to turn the evening into rules beyond ordering chips. codificationed (/ˌkəʊ.dɪ.fɪˈkeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to formulate the law precisely: whoever has chips must share them. Seann got codificationed and drafted binding legislation concerning the last portion of chips. codificationisted adj. You are drunk and advocating a complete code of conduct for the remaining journey home. Raengel went codificationisted and proposed articles governing the taxi's conversational order.
codifiered adj. Of a drinker: converting every loose arrangement into rules, including ownership of the napkins. Clarys became codifiered and assigned each napkin a lawful proprietor.