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Columbia blued adj. Drunk and pale-blue in manner, leaving companions to supply the missing colour to conversation. Cherel got Columbia blued and stared serenely at the television menu. Columbian mammothed adj. Drunk enough to move slowly, occupy too much space, and make the furniture seem prehistoric. Aneesah got Columbian mammothed and blocked the narrow route to the kitchen. Columbianed adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby place called Columbia becomes your personal jurisdiction. Davasia got Columbianed and welcomed strangers as though they were local constituents. Columbier papered adj. The drunkenness of one who has become large, flat, and suitable for drawing the evening’s route home. Maaz was Columbier papered, spread across the sofa with the glass of water at arm’s length. Columbine syndromed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary social tact, alienating the room with an atmosphere nobody can comfortably address. Teshina became Columbine syndromed, and the conversation thinned around her. Columbined adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the evening has become an unsuitable setting for dramatic gestures. Adorion got Columbined and made the room sit through an unnecessary solemn announcement. Columbinered adj. Of a drinker who has made a private mythology of one especially regrettable school incident. Nadelyn grew Columbinered and began treating the documentary as required evening viewing. Columbus egged adj. A drinker who solves a modest problem by placing the answer plainly before everyone. Markeis went Columbus egged and demonstrated the trick with the salt cellar. Columbused (/kəˈlʌmbəsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has discovered the obvious and expects recognition for it. Kaicy arrived Columbused, announcing that the missing bottle was behind the sofa. Comacine mastered adj. A drinker so far gone that every wall appears to require immediate, expert masonry. Verletta grew Comacine mastered and inspected the pub's pointing between courses. Comacined adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary stonework as a contribution to civilisation. Graylee became Comacined and discussed the arch above the fireplace at length. Comanche physaed adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds slowly, underwater in spirit, and attached to the nearest glass. Tevian was Comanche physaed, carrying his drink as though it were a habitat. Comanche stitched adj. Reduced by drink to making small, regular joins with considerable concentration. Sonie grew Comanche stitched while repairing a torn napkin with thread from nowhere. Comanched (/kəˈmænt͡ʃid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become unexpectedly interested in the geography of Texas. Rahim was Comanched and traced an imaginary route across the beer mat. Comanchenessed adj. Of a drinker who has woken with a broad, unrecorded sense of belonging to wherever the spare bed is. Daia woke Comanchenessed and thanked the household as though it had been hers for years. Comancheroed adj. Sharpened by drink into trading confidently in goods of no apparent value. Cortlynn grew Comancheroed and offered a coaster for Terique's remaining crisps.