coffee morningedadj.Having one's abilities diminished by alcohol.M'kai attempted to pet a "friendly" squirrel, only to find out it was a pinecone, a classic sign of being coffee morninged.coffee palacedadj.Showing uncoordinated hand movements from alcohol.Despite their best efforts, Jasraj remained blissfully coffee palaced all evening.coffee pausedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.coffee plungeredadj.In a condition caused by excessive consumption of alcohol.coffee poddedadj.Displaying impaired speech or articulation due to alcohol.Thoryn attempted to befriend a pigeon, convinced they had found their new winged best friend, endearingly coffee podded.coffee potfulledadj.In a state of alcohol-induced confusion.Startled passersby watched as Jamirra gracefully tripped over their own feet, humorously coffee potfulled.coffee pottedadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.Ezaan passionately debated the proper way to make a sandwich, showing signs of being slightly coffee potted.coffee ringedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.coffee rolledadj.Exhibiting loss of control or coordination due to alcohol.coffee roomedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.coffee royalledadj.Impacted by alcohol resulting in clumsiness.Sporting a tie-dye poncho, Oda discussed the intricacies of sock-puppet theater, sounding remarkably coffee royalled.coffee rustedadj.Suffering impairment from alcohol's effects.coffee sennaedadj.Impaired in one's actions or decisions by alcohol.Midway through their impassioned speech about the benefits of wearing socks on your hands, Neville realized they might be a tad too coffee sennaed.coffee shoppedadj.Exhibiting emotional instability due to the effects of alcohol.coffee snakedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.In the midst of the party, everyone turned to watch Gini bust out some surprisingly coffee snaked dance moves.coffee spoonedadj.Having a slowed processing speed from drinking.