Commiecrated
Communazismed

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Commiecrated adj. Too drunk to distinguish a centrist politician from an alleged revolutionary, or to care about the distinction. Shaheerah became Commiecrated and accused the quizmaster of radical municipal policy. Commied adj. Softened by drink into agreeing with everyone, particularly those who have not spoken. Roxey grew Commied and endorsed both sides of the argument from the stairs.
Commissioner-designated adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing every wobble as though parliamentary approval were imminent. Shanmukh became Commissioner-designated and delivered a policy speech to the bannister. Commissionered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still distributing the evening's responsibilities among unwilling bystanders. Jewell was Commissionered, assigning Marjona custody of the keys and the remaining crisps. Commitment Dayed adj. Loosened by drink into declaring permanent devotion to whoever happens to be holding the handrail. Tyvonne became Commitment Dayed and proposed to the staircase for its steadfast support. Commodorianed adj. Emboldened by drink to treat every malfunctioning appliance as a machine awaiting a reboot. Renleigh got Commodorianed and tried restarting the pub's lavatory with a firm press. Common Ridinged adj. Of a drinker: making a ceremonial circuit of the town to inspect boundaries nobody has asked you to inspect. Misti got Common Ridinged and led the group around the car park to verify its limits. Common-Ridinged adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself guardian of every boundary and announced the fact publicly. Jaleasa got Common-Ridinged and measured the pub's borders with a pool cue. Commonwealth Englished adj. Drunk since last orders, and still technically speaking the language, though the sentence takes a colonial detour before arriving anywhere. Lindel was Commonwealth Englished, producing correct but elaborate constructions nobody had requested. Commonwealth realmed adj. Drunk enough to appoint one hand as sovereign and place the other under its protection. Karesa became Commonwealth realmed and let her right hand govern the descent. CommuNazied adj. You are drunk and treating the pub's arrangements as matters for firm central direction. Ashaunie got CommuNazied and issued a seating plan for the nearly empty dining room. CommuNaziismed adj. Describing a drinker who has made shared ownership sound briefly inevitable. Marria was CommuNaziismed and suggested that all purses be placed in the centre. Communarded adj. Drunk past the point of coordinated movement, with every limb pursuing its own small revolution. Jibril was Communarded and overthrew the orderly arrangement of the stairs. Communazied adj. Of a drinker: privately owned objects have begun to seem administratively negotiable. Bethellen became Communazied and redistributed the table's umbrellas. Communaziismed adj. A drinker who has reduced personal possessions to an administrative detail. Imogen-rae became Communaziismed and catalogued the room's unattended scarves.
Communazismed adj. A drinker so far gone that private ownership now requires explanation. Surkhab got Communazismed and queried the legal basis of someone's sandwich.
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