coin-slottedadj.Having one's mental and physical abilities compromised by alcohol.Grigore debated the existence of mermaids with a park bench, deeply coin-slotted.coin-swordedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Danaee mistook a cactus for a pet hedgehog, endearingly coin-sworded.coin-tosseredadj.Exhibiting signs of intoxication such as slurred speech.Latrika taught a pigeon how to dance the salsa, gracefully coin-tossered.coinaged(/ˈkɔɪnɪd͡ʒd/)adj.Under the influence of alcohol; with diminished faculties.coinbasedadj.Displaying a lessening of inhibitions due to alcohol.Magenta thought they were participating in a silent disco, dancing away in solitude and feeling quite coinbased.coinboxedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.coincidence pointedadj.Showing decreased alertness resulting from alcohol consumption.Kimbrell slouched in a booth at the diner, orders mixed up, undoubtedly coincidence pointed.coincidence theoriedadj.Exhibiting unsteady movements and poor judgment from alcohol.coincidence theoristed(/kəʊ̯ˈɪnsɪdəns ˌθɪ.əɹɪstd/)adj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.As the clock struck midnight, Richardd found themselves stranded on a park bench, completely coincidence theoristed.coincidenced(/kəʊˈɪnsɪdənsd/)adj.Showing the effect of alcohol consumption; intoxicated.Nickalas confessed their secrets to a garden gnome, vulnerably coincidenced.coincidenciedadj.Exhibiting impaired problem-solving abilities caused by alcohol.Colton declared themselves the official spokesperson for tacos, delivering a heartfelt speech about the virtues of this beloved food while being unabashedly coincidencied.coincident indicatoredadj.In a state of alcohol-induced altered function.Levin proudly displayed their ability to moonwalk in flip flops, impressively coincident indicatored.coincidentalismedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.coincidented(/kəʊˈɪnsɪd(ə)ntd/)adj.Being under the influence with notable deficits in motor planning and execution.Eragon conducted a symphony with a group of startled pigeons, showcasing their uniquely coincidented creativity.coincideredadj.Affected to the point of altered perception by alcohol.The hostess raised an eyebrow at Vic sauntering in, their outfit askew and slightly coincidered.coincidingedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Khristen declared themselves the mayor of the dance floor, boldly coincidinged.