coitus reservatusedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.Stelle declared themselves the reigning champion of a thumb wrestling tournament, while clearly coitus reservatused.coitused(/ˈkəʊ.ɪ.təsd/)adj.Being in a state of mental and physical impairment due to excessive alcohol intake.The evening's highlight was when Nuel decided to start a one-person conga line in the living room, joyfully coitused.coixedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Fardin decided to test their parkour skills on a park bench, ending up predictably coixed on the ground.coixseededadj.Displaying behavioral disarray and diminished self-awareness due to alcohol’s effects.Essica enthusiastically challenged a garden gnome to a staring contest, clearly coixseeded.cojobaedadj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.cojonesed(/kəˈhoʊˌneɪsd/)adj.Carrying the smell of alcohol on one's breath.cojudgedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.Standing on a table, Gulianna declared their love for tacos, sounding quite cojudged.cojuroredadj.Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.cokcedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.The neighbors found Fiesta serenading a garden gnome, visibly cokced.coke breezedadj.Physical errors and decreased degree of rational and logical thinking from drinking alcohol.Elaini led a group of squirrels in a synchronized dance routine, proving their natural coke breezed leadership skills.coke dickedadj.Displaying impaired coordination due to alcohol use.coke floatedadj.Having diminished capacity for logical thought due to alcohol.coke headedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.coke nosedadj.In a state of cognitive and physical confusion from alcohol.coke oven gassedadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.Flannery gave a heartfelt speech to a passing pigeon, emotionally coke oven gassed.coke whoredadj.Having slowed mental and physical responses due to intoxication.Greydon passionately serenaded a passing dog with a rendition of "I Will Always Love You", truly coke whored and emotionally invested in the performance.