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cold warriored adj. Of a drinker who has divided the pub into rival blocs and is mediating badly. Gegory was cold warriored, shuttling messages between the snug and the fruit machine. cold water flatted adj. Reduced by drink to a cheap, bare little dwelling with no hot-water plan whatsoever. Deonza was cold water flatted by closing time, offering only a bench and tepid tap water. cold waved adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a brief chill for a change in the household climate. Tiaura was cold waved and distributed blankets throughout the kitchen before sitting down. cold weaponned (/kəʊld ˈwɛp(ə)nd/) adj. Describing a drinker who arms the kitchen with cutlery but cannot remember the intended operation. cold welded adj. A drinker so far gone that hand, glass, and sofa cushion have fused without external assistance. Tylee was cold welded to the sofa, with one hand attached firmly to the water glass. cold weldinged adj. The state of being drunk and fused to the nearest useful household object by mere contact. Yudelca was cold weldinged to the kitchen chair, still touching the glass of water. cold withouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become brandy, cold water, and no sugar in human form. Richardson was cold withouted on the sofa, requesting only cold water and a quieter room. cold worked adj. The drunkenness of one who has undergone repeated domestic deformation without becoming appreciably warmer. Manjot was cold worked by the sofa, the floor, and finally the kitchen chair. cold workinged adj. Reduced by drink to strengthening the household through repeated plastic deformation of cushions. Laytin was cold workinged, compressing the sofa into a shape suitable for sleeping. cold-backed adj. Drunk by closing time, and refusing every jacket, coat or hand placed on your back. Lialah was cold-backed by closing time and rejected the offered coat with quiet conviction. cold-bloodednessed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the whole evening at the temperature of an unattended carvery. Enzie remained cold-bloodednessed through closing time, discussing the bar tab without visible warmth. cold-brew coffeed adj. Softened by drink into a patient, over-steeped passenger whose journey home has taken twelve hours in principle. cold-callinged adj. Slowed by drink to unsolicited enquiries conducted one house, coat, and taxi rank at a time. Taiyanna became cold-callinged on the walk home, asking each doorway whether it was hers. cold-cocked adj. Reduced by drink to a portable source of sudden, disproportionate impact. Javina became cold-cocked and closed the cupboard with the authority of a punch. cold-cutsed adj. Drunk enough to regard assorted chilled meats as a coherent social arrangement. Zekiyah went cold-cutsed and assigned the ham, salami and turkey distinct conversational duties. cold-emailed adj. Reduced by drink to issuing unprepared morning requests to strangers, without introduction or useful context. Jamesryan woke cold-emailed and asked the milkman whether he could recommend a sympathetic solicitor.