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Cone-headed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the last bus as transport to another planet. Lynton was Cone-headed after the final round and asked the driver whether the route crossed space. Coneheaded adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a distinctly pointed account of every matter under discussion. Mahliyah spent supper explaining the geometry of her opinions, thoroughly Coneheaded. Conejo buckwheated adj. Drunk since last orders, and yellowed into a botanical specimen of doubtful resilience. Casee stood Conejo buckwheated beside the bar, autumnal and poorly rooted. Conestoga wagonned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring broad turning space, covered accommodation and a patient team. Emslie became Conestoga wagonned and attempted the corridor with the dignity of freight. Conestoga wained adj. Still drunk, and moving heavily beneath an imagined canopy, with progress measured in deliberate stages. Zaniyla remained Conestoga wained at breakfast and took the stairs by broad, careful arcs. Conestogaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding under a substantial covering with no evident destination. Carshena went Conestogaed after supper, advancing beneath an imaginary canvas roof. Coney Island hot dogged adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a casing, a chilli topping and an unjustified confidence in mustard. Javan arrived Coney Island hot dogged and demanded onions for the coat rack. Coney Island whitefished adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with public decency, personal adhesion or a respectable beach. Alice became Coney Island whitefished and abandoned her handbag beneath the pier. Coney Islanded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a frankfurter from its customary chilli, onion and mustard. Reshunda got Coney Islanded and requested condiments for a perfectly ordinary pencil. Confed'ned adj. A drinker so far gone that the party has become a union with no recognised centre. Rhashad was Confed'ned, and the group voted collectively on whether to seek chips. Confederadoed adj. You have drunk enough to establish an expatriate household elsewhere and defend the decision at length. Birgitta became Confederadoed and announced plans to relocate before pudding. Confederate flagged adj. Of a drinker: displaying one's convictions prominently, irrespective of their relevance or public reception. Kimberli became Confederate flagged and used the tablecloth to illustrate her argument. Confederated adj. You are drunk and insistently historical, preserving a lost arrangement in every conversation. Bryndon grew Confederated and attempted to restore an obsolete seating order. Conferenced adj. Of a drinker who has ripened quietly, acquired a soft exterior and become unsuitable for further discussion. Fodhla was Conferenced by supper, mellow and yielding when pressed for a decision. Confiteored adj. The state of being drunk and making a public confession before the entire snug. Shafiq became Confiteored and announced his minor sins to everyone waiting for the darts. Conformisted adj. Describing a drinker who adheres rigidly to the established order, especially when nobody has proposed one. Ga became Conformisted and insisted that every glass return to its original position.