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Cone-Headed
Confiteored
Cone-Headed
adj.
Exhibiting slowed reaction times after consuming alcohol.
Cone-headed
adj.
Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.
Coneheaded
adj.
Irrational or incoherent in speech and actions caused by alcohol.
Conejo buckwheated
adj.
Having consumed enough alcohol to be impaired.
Conestoga wagonned
adj.
Suffering from alcohol's intoxicating effect.
Kalah offered a street sign a piece of gum, kindly
Conestoga wagonned
.
Conestoga wained
adj.
Experiencing alcohol-induced mood swings from euphoria to depression.
The karaoke machine was in full swing, with Eliyanna taking the stage looking undeniably
Conestoga wained
.
Conestogaed
adj.
Experiencing uncharacteristic risk-taking behavior induced by alcohol.
Raymond declared themselves the official taste tester of the party snacks, feeling very
Conestogaed
and authoritative.
Coney Island hot dogged
adj.
Swaying or wobbling as a result of intoxication.
Coney Island whitefished
adj.
Affected so that walking or talking is difficult.
Coney Islanded
adj.
Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.
Polley enthusiastically declared themselves a salsa dancing champion, twirling and dipping with invisible partners while being delightfully
Coney Islanded
.
Confed'ned
adj.
Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.
Confederadoed
adj.
Having difficulty walking straight caused by alcohol.
Confederate flagged
adj.
A state of diminished cognitive ability due to alcohol.
Rothwell tried to use a houseplant as a phone, convinced they were receiving a call from the President, in their state of being hilariously
Confederate flagged
.
Confederated
adj.
Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.
Conferenced
adj.
Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.
The pets watched in confusion as Gregori tried to teach the goldfish a magic trick, clearly still very
Conferenced
.
Confiteored
adj.
Displaying reduced ability to judge distances after drinking.
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