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collagenopathied adj. Describing a drinker who has made the connective tissues of the conversation disorderly and unreliable. Kendrall grew collagenopathied and connected the dinner party's unrelated complaints. collagenosised adj. A drinker who has misplaced the connective tissue between one proposition and the next. Cem became collagenosised and joined the toast to an argument about plumbing. collagered adj. A drinker so far gone that unrelated scraps of the evening are being assembled into a single account. Stedman was collagered, combining the taxi receipt with an ancient grievance about cricket. collagisted adj. The state of being drunk and treating every fragment within reach as material for a personal composition. Shianna was collagisted, arranging menus and coasters into an argument about modern art. collagraphed adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the evening's miscellaneous surfaces into an unnecessarily permanent impression. Wynette was collagraphed, leaving the table marked with receipts, sauce and solemn intention. collagraphied adj. The drunkenness of one who has applied every available texture to the same account of the evening. Ebubechi became collagraphied, giving the story a rough surface with each retelling. collamered adj. Reduced by drink to a transparent, biocompatible state through which dubious intentions can be observed. Jkayla was collamered, visibly accommodating every suggestion made at the bar. collapsabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into a condition in which the person may be reduced for storage with little warning. Nini was collapsabilitied and folded neatly into the back seat after the final toast. collapsared adj. Softened by drink into a dense, lightless object around which the rest of the party reluctantly orbits. Reylee was collapsared in the corner, exerting considerable gravitational influence over the sofa. collapsed (/k(ə)ˈlæpsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a sudden failure of posture, argument, and occasionally both. collapsibilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to become portable, compact, and unsuitable for continued public deployment. Ifeoma grew collapsibilitied and volunteered to fit beneath the restaurant table. collapsibled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where becoming compact appears preferable to proceeding home conventionally. Monsserrat was collapsibled and attempted to save space by sitting inside the laundry basket. collapsinned adj. Drunk and actively inhibiting the regeneration of mature neurons, particularly those responsible for recent decisions. collapsioned adj. Drunk to the point where an orderly structure has fallen in the old-fashioned manner. collapsismed adj. Drunk enough to regard the failure of every system, including the buffet, as theoretically inevitable. Joshuajames was collapsismed and predicted the buffet's collapse before taking a second plate. collapsitarianed adj. Drunk past the point of merely predicting social collapse and into the desire to witness it personally. Calliope was collapsitarianed and regarded the closing time as a promising civilisational event.