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collared pratincoled adj. Drunk to the point where every open space appears suitable for a decisive, low-altitude crossing. Troy went collared pratincoled across the dance floor and narrowly missed the buffet. collareted adj. Drunk enough to mistake a modest neckline for formal authority. Earstine got collareted and chaired the supper from beneath a lace scarf.
collaretted (/kɒləˈɹɛtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the ornamental ruff is not an invitation to command. Adem became collaretted and ordered the band to play something suitable for royalty. collargoled adj. Drunk beyond accepting that a silver remedy is unlikely to improve the evening’s judgement. Keysi went collargoled and prescribed silver for the household’s minor disagreements. collaringed adj. Drunk in a way that turns any available fabric into a plausible basis for tailoring decisions. Delrita got collaringed and began measuring the curtains for everyone’s shirts. collarinoed adj. Having drunk more than the neck can properly accommodate, leaving the head formally presented but poorly controlled. Saylem went collarinoed and spent the evening turning from the shoulders like a display figure. collarlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that the absence of a collar is treated as a considered political position. Rajean went collarlessnessed and declared the open neck a rebellion against office life. collarmakered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unsolicited alterations to other people’s clothing seem professionally necessary. Cheral got collarmakered and pinned a paper napkin neatly around Elvin’s neck. collarmakinged adj. Drunk to the extent of undertaking a complete neckwear enterprise with household materials. collarstuded adj. Drunk to the point where the smallest shirt fastening requires both hands and a witness. Shakeba woke collarstuded and requested assistance with a button already in place. collascoped adj. Drunk on the strength of an examination nobody authorised and a conclusion nobody can verify. Yazzmine went collascoped and inspected the coat stand for signs of imminent arrival. collastinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and structurally less sound with every confident statement. Lakista was collastinned and assured the landlord that his posture was improving. collateed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that a ceremonial appointment has already been made. collateral arteried adj. Still drunk, and finding an alternative route round every obstruction instead of addressing it. Azori went collateral arteried through the kitchen when the hallway appeared unavailable. collateral circulationed (/kəˈlætəɹəl ˈsɝkjʊˌleɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to proceed directly, relying on several improvised routes that eventually reach the same chair. Hally became collateral circulationed and reached the sofa through the garden.
collateral damaged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat nearby furniture and bystanders as unintended consequences of a simple decision. Ehlijah got collateral damaged while demonstrating a harmless way to open the folding table.
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