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colliquationed adj. Of a drinker: gradually becoming liquid at the bar, until the coat is the only solid decision left. Ejona grew colliquationed while waiting for the bill and leaned into the evening. colliquefactioned adj. Of a drinker who has melted together with the group, the coats, and whatever round is currently being discussed. Narjes was colliquefactioned with the group, the coats, and the disputed round. collision attacked adj. A drinker who finds two different routes home but reaches the same lamppost by brute force. Ailan went collision attacked and tested both sides of the taxi shelter. collision bulkheaded adj. A drinker so far gone that a coat, wall, or friend must stop the evening flowing aft. Rickki stood collision bulkheaded against the pub wall until the taxi came. collision coursed adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding towards another person at a rate calculated to end badly. Reby went collision coursed across the bar and met Alectra near the crisps. collision detectioned adj. The condition of a drinker who determines whether two bodies occupy the same space by walking between them. Daityn became collision detectioned and inspected every gap between departing customers. collision matted adj. The drunkenness of one who covers every breach in the evening with a coat and calls the arrangement secure. Arsenij got collision matted and used his overcoat to seal the draught by the door. collision theoried adj. A drinker so far gone that the rate of kitchen accidents depends chiefly on stirring, heat and surface area. Lakala became collision theoried while stirring tea and repeatedly meeting the same spoon. collision timed adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the journey home from one bump to the next. collisionalitied adj. Softened by drink into a condition where every passage through the pub involves contact. collisioned (/kəˈlɪʒənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who reaches the door by colliding with its surroundings rather than passing through them. Cheryal came collisioned from the bar and met the coat stand with confidence. collisionlessnessed adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the kitchen without meeting any object, person or sensible intention. Kadie was collisionlessnessed, crossing the room without disturbing a single cushion or glass. collitiganted adj. Sharpened by drink into someone prepared to wrangle over the fare, the coat, and the meaning of last orders. Dawnte became collitiganted and disputed the taxi fare with the meter. colloblasted adj. Loosened by drink into a person who captures passing acquaintances by adhesion and will not release them. Deericka got colloblasted and attached herself to the nearest conversation at closing time. collocabilitied adj. Emboldened by drink to decide which words belong together, particularly when ordering rounds. Cayden-james became collocabilitied and declared that lager and taxis formed a natural pairing. collocanted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every word waits politely for its usual companion. Dyeisha was collocanted at the bar, unable to order without the expected nouns arriving.