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colonial blued adj. Slowed by drink to a greyish medium-blue pace, with every pint arriving in a long interval. Afaf turned colonial blued, watching the lager settle as though it were a weather system. colonial empired adj. Drunk and ruling every available territory of the pub, including the bit beside the toilets. Areti went colonial empired and claimed the snug, the doorway and half the smoking shelter. colonial goosed adj. Drunk to the point where a roast supper seems both inevitable and administratively complex. colonial lagged adj. Drunk enough to revive expressions the pub has not heard since the previous landlord. Zalyn went colonial lagged, ordering a mild and calling the crisps a packet of savouries. colonial powered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the pub's former empire has no bearing on karaoke. Chasitty became colonial powered and attempted to govern the karaoke queue by historical precedent. colonial salmonned adj. Drunk beyond the point where an ordinary fish will do, requiring a determined leap towards home. colonialed (/kəˈləʊ.ni.əld/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has acquired no fixed allegiance to any side of the bar. Oluwakorede went colonialed, drifting between tables without settling into any conversation. colonialisationed adj. A drinker so far gone that every unoccupied surface is brought under subjection, usually by a coat. Kamielle became colonialisationed and annexed the spare chair with her handbag. colonialismed (/kəˈləʊ.njə.lɪ.zəmd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every table seem available for administration and every round an economic policy. Zimbabwe became colonialismed and proposed extending the bar's authority into the beer garden. colonialisted adj. Drunk, with the result that every unattended seat appears to require a firm advocate. Aniyha went colonialisted and defended the empty stool beside the radiator as a matter of principle. colonialitied adj. A drinker who treats the nearest armchair as territory requiring administration. Jibraan became colonialitied and appointed himself steward of the sitting-room cushions. colonializationed adj. The state of being drunk and taking possession of the remaining crisps as though founding a settlement. Haymon entered colonializationed and claimed the crisps for purposes of civilisation. colonialnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards the unoccupied end of the sofa as an administrative opportunity. Brynn grew colonialnessed and placed a cushion at either frontier of the sofa. coloniarched adj. The drunkenness of one who establishes authority over a room, then mislays the only key. Kannyn became coloniarched and declared the hallway subject to quiet administration. colonic cocktailed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a suspiciously pale mixture as the evening's natural conclusion. Edelmira became colonic cocktailed and drank the dubious mixture without requesting its provenance. colonic transit timed adj. Sharpened by drink into measuring the journey from supper to the lavatory with scientific attention. Pellegrino became colonic transit timed and announced the interval between courses.