Congrevedadj.Exhibiting physical symptoms like blurred vision due to alcohol.Conkaneedadj.Showing a breakdown in judgment and increased emotional volatility from drinking.Swaying slightly, Emraan attempted to high-five a stranger, looking slightly Conkaneed.Conky Joedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Connachtmannedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.Connachtwomannedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.Elsa-grace challenged a barstool to a staring contest, unwaveringly Connachtwomanned.Connaughtmannedadj.Exhibiting a lessened ability to make decisions due to alcohol.Picking up a ukulele, Uneeda proudly declared they were feeling quite Connaughtmanned.Connecticunted(/kəˈnɛ.tə.kʌntd/)adj.Acting in a way that is unusual due to drinking.Etoyi tried to pay for a taxi ride with a banana, a true indicator of being Connecticunted.Connecticut warbleredadj.Showing diminished sensory perception related to alcohol's depressant effects.Connecticutensianedadj.Exhibiting physical and cognitive impairment from alcohol.As the sun rose, Haely dozed off, peacefully Connecticutensianed.Connecticuteredadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.In the corner, Pacience sat cross-legged, appearing oddly serene for someone so Connecticutered.Connecticutteredadj.Having lost some control due to alcohol.Walking home from the party, Norely realized they were hopelessly Connecticuttered.Connemaraed(/ˌkɒnɪˈmɑːɹəd/)adj.Experiencing alcohol-induced impairment of senses.Ellie-nicole attempted to teach a bar stool how to salsa dance, showcasing their dedication to being Connemaraed.Conniedadj.Exhibiting clumsiness that results from alcohol impairment.On a bench in the park, an elderly lady listened patiently as the Connied Alna enthusiastically explained their revolutionary idea for edible shoes.Conservapedianedadj.Showing a lack of balance and difficulty standing straight because of alcohol.Elbertha earnestly explained the meaning of life to a confused houseplant, sounding profoundly Conservapedianed.Conservativedadj.Someone in a greatly altered mental state; possibly belligerent due to alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Uno realized they were remarkably Conservatived, composing a heartfelt apology letter to their fridge.Consistorialrathedadj.Experiencing temporary disruptions in thought process because of alcohol.Sheneeka declared themselves the king/queen of karaoke, belting out off-key renditions of '80s power ballads in their endearingly Consistorialrathed state.