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colostrininned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has been reduced to a concentrated residue beside the sofa. Melina was colostrininned, with the last of the water standing untouched nearby. colostrogenesised adj. The state of being drunk and producing, by morning, an inexplicable warm household aftermath. Evita was colostrogenesised on the sofa, generating blankets, crumbs and requests for water. colostrometered adj. The condition of a drinker who has analysed the contents of every glass without measuring anything useful. Darniece was colostrometered and compared the water glasses by appearance alone. colostrumed (/kəˈlɒstɹəmd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a warm, early-stage domestic condition requiring milk, rest and close supervision. Davina was colostrumed by breakfast and accepted a glass of water without opening her eyes. colotomied adj. Softened by drink into an assortment of careful incisions between sofa, kitchen and glass. Casey-leigh went colotomied and took the long way round the coffee table for water. colour analysted adj. A drinker so far gone that every shade requires a considered opinion. Tristion was colour analysted and delivered a verdict on each plate at dinner. colour announcered adj. Loosened by drink into a running commentary on every domestic event, including the kettle boiling. colour barred adj. Slowed by drink to a careful negotiation between sofa, kitchen and the glass of water. Jesmine went colour barred and took several minutes to reach the kitchen tap. colour blindnessed adj. Drunk and unable to distinguish the water glass from the household objects surrounding it. colour charged adj. Having drunk enough to regard every shove as an interaction between differently coloured particles. Kamali was colour charged and explained each collision while missing the next chair. colour coded adj. You have drunk enough to assign every person in the pub a colour and stick to it. Jevin got colour coded and sorted the regulars by shade before ordering crisps. colour commentatored adj. You are drunk and supplying unsolicited commentary on everyone’s coordination, including your own. Demaree became colour commentatored and assessed each guest’s technique at the buffet. colour coordinated (/ˈkʌlə(ɹ)koʊˈɔː(ɹ)dɪnətd/) adj. You are drunk and matching your pint, waistcoat and increasingly pink complexion. Cherry-leigh arrived colour coordinated, with lager, scarf and cheeks in harmonious agreement. colour coordinationed adj. Of a drinker: every garment, gesture and drink has been brought into an improbable visual agreement. Dev was colour coordinationed, pairing his bitter with the pub carpet and his tie. colour fastnessed adj. Of a drinker who has held the same hue through several rounds, without fading or running. Karsynn remained colour fastnessed through four pints and a vigorous discussion about darts. colour field paintinged adj. Describing a drinker who has become one broad, flat expanse of a single pub-lit colour. Greenly sat colour field paintinged beneath the fluorescent lights, large and uniformly pink.