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Consolidationed
Conway knotted
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Consolidationed
adj.
Drunk to the point where every separate plan is combined into one unstoppable, poorly routed movement.
Marvela became
Consolidationed
and merged dinner, dancing and the last train into one expedition.
Constable countried
adj.
Drunk enough to mistake any patch of green for an invitation to improve the landscape.
Taishia went
Constable countried
and began directing strangers towards a more picturesque hedge.
Constantiaed
adj.
Drunk past the point of distinguishing a glass of wine from a sound financial decision.
Linie became
Constantiaed
and invested in a vineyard mentioned only on the label.
Constantinopolitanned
(/ˌkɒnˌstæn.tɪ.nəˈpɒ.lɪ.tənd/)
adj.
Drunk beyond accepting that a grand plan may have changed since it was announced.
Tyshanti was
Constantinopolitanned
and searched the closed station for an empire's missing entrance.
Constitutionered
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every casual arrangement acquires founding principles and an amendment procedure.
Tashara became
Constitutionered
and proposed safeguards for sharing the last sausage roll.
Constitutionolatried
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes a pub rule seem divinely ordained and personally binding.
Ladonna went
Constitutionolatried
and defended the bar's closing bell as sacred law.
Cont'led
adj.
A drinker so far gone that they insist the pub is abroad and require a phrasebook for the toilets.
Heart got
Cont'led
and asked whether the bar accepted foreign currency.
Conted
adj.
Slowed by drink to drawing one square, charcoal-dark line across the shopping list.
Pailyn was
Conted
and shaded the shopping list until breakfast became indistinct.
Continentaled
adj.
Softened by drink into a person who treats every sofa as a European border crossing.
Briani, thoroughly
Continentaled
, requested a passport before accepting the glass of water.
Continentalered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into a person who conducts a military campaign against the kitchen kettle.
Danikah became
Continentalered
and occupied the armchair beside the kettle.
Continented
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and confined to the bar by a conviction that the world is chiefly liquid.
Olyvier got
Continented
and regarded the closed till as a temporary misunderstanding.
Contra Bourdonned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to produce a very low, dark note whenever the glass of water is moved.
Kesha became
Contra Bourdonned
and sustained a solemn note beside the sink.
Contraed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who regards the kitchen cupboard as an opposing government.
Ashantee was
Contraed
and negotiated fiercely with the cupboard door.
Conventionsthalered
adj.
Drunk to the point where loose change is handled like a historic silver coin.
Dahlia-rose was
Conventionsthalered
and polished a two-pence piece with her sleeve.
Conventualed
adj.
Drunk enough to observe a softened rule of silence while making tea for everyone.
Kayleah became
Conventualed
and served water without speaking for several minutes.
Conway knotted
adj.
Drunk past the point of untying anything, particularly the cord behind the sofa.
Lyudmila was
Conway knotted
and spent ten minutes examining the kettle cable.
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