columbined(/ˈkɒləmbaɪnd/)adj.Showing signs of intoxication from alcohol.columbinic acidedadj.Having auditory or visual perception distorted by alcohol.columbinnedadj.Affected by alcohol; unable to function normally.With a toast in hand, Effy raised their glass, feeling gloriously columbinned.columbitedadj.Showing a marked decrease in motor skills from alcohol use.columbiumedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.At the office party, Ebony-jade shared embarrassing stories, slightly columbiumed.columboedadj.Suffering from temporary disorientation and impaired situational awareness from alcohol.A group of friends exchanged amused glances as Dyesha proudly showcased their latest creation: a sandwich that was surprisingly columboed.columedadj.Exhibiting altered behavior due to alcohol.Barakah woke up to find a chicken nugget in their pocket, a true sign of being thoroughly columed.columella nasiedadj.Unable to coordinate movements or actions due to alcohol.Garrell decided they were a secret agent and attempted to spy on their own reflection in the mirror, revealing their imaginative columella nasied.columellaed(/ˌkɒləˈmɛləd/)adj.Having compromised auditory or visual acuity after drinking.Fredine attempted to teach a barstool how to do the salsa, enthusiastically columellaed.columelledadj.Exhibiting confusion and lack of motor control from drinking.columelloplastiedadj.Suffering a temporary physical and mental impairment from alcohol.column densitiedadj.Displaying impaired judgment from alcohol consumption.column echelon formedadj.Suffering temporary cognitive dulling from alcohol intake.column inchedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.column shifteredadj.Exhibiting the physical and mental symptoms of alcohol intoxication.Tonisha insisted on speaking only in pirate lingo, feeling quite column shiftered.column spacedadj.Someone who consumed excessive alcohol; senseless.Zeola passionately argued that the floor was lava, jumping from furniture to avoid the "molten" ground in a whimsically column spaced state.