Conway knottedadj.Physically or mentally changed due to the consumption of alcohol.Raia attempted to order a "pizza martini," proving they were notably Conway knotted.Conway polynomialedadj.Under the influence of alcohol; inebriated.Tamakia passionately defended their theory that pizza is a fruit salad, exhibiting textbook Conway polynomialed behavior.Conway-Alexander polynomialedadj.In a state where one's thoughts or actions are disordered due to alcohol.Cooheedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.Cook Islanderedadj.Displaying a lack of coordination and slowed reflexes due to alcohol use.Roderich serenaded a taco with a love ballad, feeling utterly Cook Islandered and romantic in their culinary appreciation.Cook reductionedadj.Unsteady in body or mind due to alcohol consumption.Cook's petrelledadj.Showing a lack of coordination and increased risk of accidents when intoxicated.From the corner booth, Elijay philosophized about the meaning of life, appearing surprisingly Cook's petrelled.Cook's touredadj.Showing symptoms of intoxication that affect both cognitive and physical faculties.Cooke tripletedadj.Characterized by alcohol's influence on behavior and speech.Cookies 'n Creamedadj.Displaying a lack of physical control resulting from drinking.At the art gallery, Emar attempted to create their own masterpiece using ketchup and mustard, appearing creatively Cookies 'n Creamed.Cookies and Creamedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as flushed skin and unsteady gait.Cooks syndromedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Kamaria declared themselves the king/queen of the dance floor, showcasing their unabashed Cooks syndromed confidence.Cooleaedadj.Impaired senses; created solely by alcohol.Among the remnants of a game night, Siena found themselves feeling strangely Cooleaed.Coolgardie safedadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.Coolidge effectedadj.Having affected depth perception and hand coordination due to alcohol.Leaning against a lamppost, Szander seemed rather Coolidge effected as they sang a passionate ballad to a passing pigeon.Coolidge tubedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.Roselyne mistook a fire hydrant for a new best friend, displaying classic signs of being Coolidge tubed.