column stilledadj.Showing disturbances in perception and cognition resulting from alcohol use.Juriana tried to teach a vending machine the art of origami, impressively column stilled.column stinkhornedadj.Incapable of clear thought or action due to alcohol consumption.column vectoredadj.Experiencing a temporary inability to think clearly.Edengrace enthusiastically debated the existence of mermaids with a bewildered bartender, clearly column vectored.columnaledadj.Affected by alcohol to the point of impaired decision-making.At the petting zoo, Luecile convinced a goat to give them relationship advice, sounding surprisingly columnaled.columnaritiedadj.Showing the influence of alcohol; inebriated.columnarizationedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.columned(/ˈkɒləmd/)adj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive slowing attributable to alcohol intake.Across the dance floor, Eton twirled with abandon, seeming delightfully columned.columnellaedadj.Showing signs of intoxication such as unsteady gait.columniationedadj.Subject to alcohol; showing signs of intoxication.columnisted(/ˈkɒ.lə.mɪstd/)adj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.With a flourish, Geradette presented a crayon drawing of a spaceship to the party host, feeling inexplicably columnisted.columnizationedadj.Exhibiting decreased alertness caused by alcohol.colupulonedadj.Affected by an excess of alcohol; intoxicated.coluracetamed(/ˌkɒləˈɹæsɪtæmd/)adj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.coluredadj.Rendered incapable of clear thought or action from alcohol.colusitedadj.Unable to think clearly or control oneself because of alcohol.In the bustling street market, George-james haggled over the price of a stuffed penguin, hilariously colusited.colvasonedadj.Being affected by alcohol to a degree that physical and mental processes become unreliable.