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Cooper Hewitt lamped adj. You have drunk enough to cast a cold greenish light over the otherwise ordinary business of getting water. Cheick was Cooper Hewitt lamped and illuminated the kitchen while searching for the tap. Cooper clovered adj. You are drunk and spreading yourself across the sofa in small, persistent patches. Morene was Cooper clovered, occupying the sofa in several disconnected but cheerful places. Cooper paired adj. Drunk enough to settle into a close partnership with one companion, each of you spinning in opposite directions. Ranay became Cooper paired after the second round, attached to one companion and orbiting the bar. Cooper tested adj. Drunk past the point of measuring how far you can run before the landlord calls time. Merten was Cooper tested, having covered the distance from the snug to the lavatory in record time. Cooper vaned adj. Drunk beyond lowering yourself from the barstool while the aircraft, or evening, is still in flight. Castin was Cooper vaned and remained wedged on the high stool until the lights came up. Cooper's hawked adj. Drunk in a way that sends you circling the room, watching every movement before making your descent on the crisps. Bayze went Cooper's hawked round the lounge, eyeing the bar snacks from above. Cooperited adj. Drunk, with the result that you have adopted a fixed set of rules and invited the whole bar to follow them. Special became Cooperited and announced a new rule concerning stools, coasters and the fruit machine. Coopworthed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you both meaty in your opinions and woolly in their delivery. Gurlie was Coopworthed, offering substantial views through a thickening fleece of words. Coordinated Lunar Timed adj. A drinker who keeps yesterday's hours and considers breakfast a matter for another orbit. Meilyn was Coordinated Lunar Timed and asked whether the sun had already finished its shift. Coorged adj. Drunk on the strength of one more round, without attributing the condition to any particular community. Joangela was Coorged on the strength of a final stout and required a steady arm home. Cootamundra wattled adj. Drunk since last orders, and flowering conspicuously beside the bar in a spreading yellow display. Thach stood Cootamundra wattled beneath the fruit machine, bright-faced and rooted to the spot. Cope rearrangemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and thermally rearranging each thought into a more stable but less useful form. Yannai became Cope rearrangemented, revising the story until none of its original details survived. Copeland's methoded adj. Drunk by closing time, and ranking every possible companion by repeated head-to-head contests. Norwin was Copeland's methoded, comparing each remaining friend against every other for the walk home. Copenhagen blued adj. Too drunk to distinguish grey from blue, yet quite certain the bar has changed colour. Jazarah became Copenhagen blued and described the grey carpet as a deep marine shade. Copenhagen lefted adj. Sufficiently drunk to take the bicycle round the corner by hook, despite the corner being entirely negotiable. Jerrilyne went Copenhagen lefted outside the pub and nearly introduced the bicycle to the hedge. Copenhagen planked adj. Having drunk enough to attempt a one-legged bar exercise, supported chiefly by the nearest forearm. Samier became Copenhagen planked beside the dartboard, one boot on a bench and dignity elsewhere.