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competitive tenderinged adj. Emboldened by drink to invite rival bids for every decision, then accept the cheapest proposal. Bryent was competitive tenderinged and requested written offers for choosing the takeaway. competitivenessed (/kəmˈpɛtɪtɪvnəsd/) adj. Slowed by drink to comparing your progress with everyone else's, without noticing the finish has moved. Aubryelle became competitivenessed and measured each staircase against the previous one.
competitivitied adj. Drunk and convinced that hesitation is merely a slower form of victory. Zane got competitivitied and challenged the automatic doors to open first. competitored (/kəmˈpɛt.ɪ.təɹd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every bystander has been recruited into an imagined league table. Dustine became competitored and ranked the tables by applause received. competitorshipped adj. Drunk past the point of merely joining in and into claiming the official role of challenger. Denum became competitorshipped and signed the guest book under ‘opponent’. competitoured adj. Drunk enough to pursue a rival through several rooms, having forgotten what either of you entered for. Daenna got competitoured and followed a stranger upstairs to continue an argument about darts. competitressed adj. Drunk beyond recognising a friendly suggestion as anything other than a challenge. Anosha was competitressed and contested the suggestion that she should sit down. competitrixed adj. Drunk in a way that turns a minor disagreement into a formal contest with rules you have just invented. Diannah became competitrixed and demanded a replay of the coin toss. compheted (/ˈkɒmpˌhɛtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the glass of water is invited to choose a suitable partner. Terressa got compheted and paired the tumbler with the salt cellar. comphreyed adj. You have drunk enough to recommend a leafy perennial as though spelling were evidence of expertise. Meshaun became comphreyed and corrected the label before prescribing the plant for bruised confidence. compied adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest small machine as a familiar companion. Vyncent became compied and asked the parking meter whether it fancied another round. compilabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and readily assembled from whatever the kitchen has left available. Tracer became compilabilitied and made a supper from crackers, mustard and one tired tomato. compilanded adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a single source file, best left untouched until morning. Teyton sat compilanded on the sofa, with the remote incorporated somewhere beneath him. compilated (/ˈkʌmpaɪleɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has gathered the evening's scattered thoughts into one executable mistake. Clarke became compilated and attempted to run the toaster with a house key. compilationed (/kɒmpɪˈleɪʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a miscellaneous collection of kitchen intentions, none arranged in a useful order. Adelyn was compilationed, carrying a spoon, a tea towel and three unrelated condiments.
compilatored adj. Softened by drink into one who compiles a meal from remnants and calls the result supper. Sephanie became compilatored and assembled yesterday's rice beneath a diplomatic layer of cheese.