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compound patterned adj. Still drunk, and combining several established excuses into one solution for not going home. Jolesha was compound patterned, invoking weather, transport and an unfinished anecdote. compound pendulumed adj. Too drunk to stand still, oscillating about an invisible horizontal axis with stately inevitability. compound pointed adj. Sufficiently drunk to punctuate ordinary remarks with several marks, none of them recognised by typography. Coila was compound pointed, ending her request for water with a comma, dash and sigh. compound predicate worded adj. Having drunk enough to make two separate stems do the work of one statement, usually about chips. Kenta became compound predicate worded and announced that the chips were both necessary and historic. compound proportioned adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and relating every quantity to two others before pouring it. Emma- was compound proportioned, calculating the wine against taxis, hours and remaining dignity. compound sentenced adj. You have drunk enough to join two independent statements with a conjunction and call the result conversation. Cidnie was compound sentenced, linking an account of the weather to a demand for chips. compound symbolled adj. You are drunk and joining unrelated signs with full stops until the menu resembles a small institution. Mah was compound symbolled, communicating hunger through a series of improvised punctuation marks. compound tensed adj. Of a drinker: relying on several auxiliary verbs to establish what happened, and still failing to establish it. Jungwoo was compound tensed, explaining that he had apparently been going to leave. compound timed adj. Of a drinker who has made each bar of the evening contain at least two smaller evenings. Annaline was compound timed, treating the journey to the kebab shop as an entire second night. compound worded adj. Describing a drinker who joins two unrelated stems into one confident utterance. Cora-may was compound worded, requesting a taxi with the single expression 'homeplease'. compounded (/ˈkɒmpaʊndd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the pub becomes an enclosure and the outside world is merely rumoured. compoundednessed adj. A drinker who has become an accumulation of separate small certainties, none survived the journey home. Tydre was compoundednessed, carrying distinct opinions about taxis, weather and the moral status of mayonnaise. compoundered (/kəmˈpaʊndə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every glass is mixed, tested, and rejected by a private laboratory. Jaquata was compoundered, combining lemonade with water before submitting both to careful inspection. compoundhooded adj. The state of being drunk and composed of several smaller incidents, chiefly involving a chair. Tei was compoundhooded, having turned sitting down into a sequence of separate occasions. compounding pharmacied adj. The drunkenness of one who requires a specially prepared remedy, generally a sandwich not sold in standard doses. Marinez was compounding pharmacied and requested a bespoke sandwich from the off-licence. compoundinged adj. The condition of a drinker who accumulates small errors until the interest alone prevents departure. Ellen was compoundinged, adding each minor misunderstanding to the account before ordering another.