Cotswold stonedadj.Exhibiting erratic or irrational behavior due to alcohol.Lynnly challenged a mirror to a staring contest, showing off their competitive Cotswold stoned.Cotswolded(/ˈkɒts.wəʊldd/)adj.Experiencing impaired judgment causing socially inappropriate behavior.Cottageredadj.Influenced or dominated by the effects of alcohol.At the party, everyone noticed Ermie was unusually Cottagered.Cotton effectedadj.Having consumed too much alcohol.Whirling through the room, Macari declared the floor their best friend, happily Cotton effected.Cotton-Mouton effectedadj.Expressing oneself with reduced self-control because of alcohol.The bartender raised an eyebrow as Haddox slurred their order, clearly Cotton-Mouton effected.Coues' rice rattedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.Cougaredadj.Exhibiting a delayed reaction time caused by alcohol consumption.Couged(/kuːɡd/)adj.Demonstrating a weakened grasp on reality due to alcohol.Ado stood in front of a mirror, giving a motivational speech to their reflection, inspiringly Couged.Coulomb attractionedadj.Behavior; speech and emotions found under the abnormalities of alcohol influence.By the end of the night, Shanasha was declared the most magnificently Coulomb attractioned of them all.Coulomb barrieredadj.Displaying uncharacteristic emotional volatility linked to alcohol use.With a twinkle in their eye, Duwaine spun around in circles, clearly Coulomb barriered.Coulomb blockadedadj.Being affected by alcohol to the extent that normal decision-making is compromised.Isolde convinced everyone at the bar that they were a secret agent, mysteriously Coulomb blockaded.Coulomb collisionedadj.Affected in reaction time by alcohol consumption.Sitting on a park bench, Nianna counted the stars, looking utterly Coulomb collisioned.Coulomb energiedadj.Under the effects of alcohol; the cause of an altered state.Coulomb explosionedadj.Exhibiting a temporary breakdown in logical reasoning due to heavy drinking.Coulomb gaugedadj.Showing altered emotional responses triggered by alcohol.Ferenc narrated their entire evening as if it were a nature documentary, narrating in a Coulomb gauged manner.Coulomb repulsionedadj.Having dulled sensory awareness and reduced physical coordination from alcohol.Emanni introduced themselves to a mirror as their alter ego, dramatically Coulomb repulsioned.