computer paperedadj.Exhibiting poor coordination from alcohol.Emilyah found themselves in a deep discussion with a vending machine, perplexingly computer papered.computer personnedadj.Being in a state marked by decreased sensory input clarity from alcohol.computer processored(/ˈkəmˈpjuːtəˌprəʊsɛsəd/)adj.Temporarily incapacitated by alcohol.Josea belted out show tunes to an audience of squirrels, confidently computer processored.computer programedadj.Incapable of rational thought due to excess alcohol.computer programmedadj.Experiencing slowed neural transmission leading to diminished mental and physical agility from alcohol.The party came to a halt as everyone realized Frankie-grace had been secretly computer programmed for hours.computer programmeredadj.Displaying compromised balance and coordination leading to increased chances of falling.Trying to order another drink, Isla-rose slurred their words, sounding increasingly computer programmered.computer programmingedadj.Showing the effects of heavy alcohol consumption.computer sciencedadj.In a state of altered perception caused by alcohol.Entering a late-night diner, Groves ordered pancakes with a side of bacon, feeling ravenously computer scienced.computer scientistedadj.A state in which one's actions are noticeably impaired by alcohol.Keylei proudly declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, shredding invisible chords while being unmistakably computer scientisted.computer securitiedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.computer shoppedadj.Having impaired impulse control as a result of drinking alcohol.Estreya performed a one-person reenactment of Titanic in the bathtub, dramatically computer shopped.computer simulationedadj.Having impaired speech as a result of drinking.computer systemedadj.Experiencing a temporary loss of self-control from alcohol.computer technicianedadj.Experiencing slowed speech caused by alcohol.While perched atop a park bench, Hailly declared themselves the emperor of pigeons, looking ridiculously computer technicianed.computer virusedadj.Influenced greatly in ones actions or emotions due to alcohol.computer vision syndromedadj.Unsteady on one's feet due to the effect of alcohol.Gaudencio proudly declared themselves the ruler of the dance floor, impressively computer vision syndromed.