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computerwared adj. Drunk since last orders, and assembled from whatever components remain operational, chiefly one shoe. Salvotore was computerwared, with his coat functioning as a provisional operating system. computicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and technically sophisticated enough to mistake the jukebox for a colleague. Daygan became computicked and attempted to update the fruit machine's firmware. computing languaged adj. Still drunk, and communicating exclusively in instructions the household appliances have not requested. Ismeal was computing languaged, asking the toaster to execute a more sympathetic programme. computinged (/kəmˈpjuːtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating the bill by repeatedly counting the same olive. Lory-ann was computinged, producing four answers to a bill of seventeen pounds. computionalitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish between available resources and the contents of one's pockets. Bredyn was computionalitied, allocating his final pound to a task already completed. computisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform calculations aloud, without producing a result or accepting assistance. computored adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate aloud, including figures nobody requested before breakfast. Maude was computored and announced the staircase gradient to the entire kitchen. computressed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a hand calculation, with each thought requiring several stages. Jaline woke computressed and took a full minute to divide the toast. computroniumed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the furniture as programmable matter and rearrange it accordingly. Renaude became computroniumed and attempted to configure the bar stools into a staircase. computused adj. You have drunk enough to calculate Easter from the changing availability of roast dinners. Aeddon grew computused and declared Sunday the holiest day for gravy. comquatted adj. Drunk enough to consume small citrus fruits whole and distribute the peels among unsuspecting companions. Macy got comquatted and offered everyone a kumquat, including the driver collecting the fare. comrade in armsed adj. A drinker so far gone that the struggle for the last sausage roll acquires military significance. comraded (/ˈkɒmɹeɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has made an ally of everyone present, including the person serving chips. Jamaca grew comraded and clasped hands with the barman over a shared concern for vinegar. comradelinessed adj. The state of being drunk and extending fellowship to anyone within conversational range. Aldea was comradelinessed and invited the cloakroom queue to share a strategic plan. comraderied adj. The condition of a drinker who has discovered universal fellowship, chiefly among people holding chips. Grisma grew comraderied and declared the kebab shop a centre of international understanding. comradeshipped adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken temporary proximity for a lifelong partnership. Neko became comradeshipped and promised to help Arleda move house the following morning.